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Dana
Today
Robby
Dana…Are you awake?
Dana
Yes I would still love you if you were a worm. No, I'm not going to leave you. No you shouldn't dye your hair. Yes I love you as much as I love my husband. No you shouldn't get a dog. You are at work far too much. Goodnight.
Robby
okay but would you love me if I was like a moth? Because like they are annoying as hell.
Dana
You are already annoying as hell and I still love you. So yes I would love you if you were a moth. Now sleep.
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