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fuck you, bro (THE HIGH PROSOPONS)

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République Française | French Republic  Today 11:04
> Honestly, I don't know why he would even do this.
> The last emergency meeting was, what?
> When the pandemic first started?

Commonwealth of Australia  Today at 11:04
> yes

中华人民共和国 | People's Republic of China  Today at 11:05
> I wonder what Ulrich has in mind.
> I don't know of any reason why he would pull an emergency meeting.
> Maybe @Российская Федерация | Russian Federation would know?

Российская Федерация | Russian Federation  Today at 11:05
> I mean obviously,
> But I'll leave it until the meeting starts.

╭─ 中华人民共和国 | People's Republic of China  Maybe @Российская Федерация | Russian Federatio...
United States of America
  Today at 11:05
> Why did you even bother at asking Yelena?

(Or, a group chat made for countries = pandemonium.)

Notes:

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Rewrite of Episode I: The Germanic Menace.

Companion book to Avant-garde, Afterlife Woes, Tanzomat, Oath, and Inhuman. Can be read as a standalone.


"Anthropomorphic Countries Ensemble" is just a lazy/efficient way of saying all countries—the 75 max limit hinders me from tagging all those who've made a talking appearance. Hence specific character tagging is only for non-countries, such as organisations, states, etc.

Chapter 1: 01 ‎ ‎ ‎austria is NOT allowed to speak

Notes:

New Characters Featured:
- Germany (She/Her)
- Russia (She/Her)
- United States (He/Him)
- Italy (He/Him)
- United Kingdom (He/Him)
- France (She/Her)
- Australia (She/It)
- China (She/Her)
- Canada (He/Him)
- Japan (He/Him)
- Turkiye (He/Him)
- Argentina (She/Her)
- Indonesia (He/They)
- India (She/Her)
- Mexico (He/Him)
- South Korea (He/They)
- South Africa (He/Him)
- Saudi Arabia (He/Him)
- Brazil (He/Him)

New Characters Mentioned:
- United Nations (He/Him)
- Austria (He/She)
- Switzerland (He/Him)

Chapter Text

Saturday, 11 January 2025


fick dich, digga (DIE HOHEN PROSOPONEN)

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#text-general

Bundesrepublik Deutschland | Federal Republic of Germany (You)  Today at 11:01
> hello there
> ulrich told me to make this
> @Republik Österreich | Republic of Austria has no right to talk

Российская Федерация | Russian Federation  Today at 11:01
> Isn't that just admin abuse?

Bundesrepublik Deutschland | Federal Republic of Germany (You)  Today at 11:01
> shut up
> be grateful ulrich told me to give all the permanent security council members as admins as well
> if he didn't i'd have muted you as well

United States of America  Today at 11:02
> You know we can just unmute her,
> Right?

Bundesrepublik Deutschland | Federal Republic of Germany (You)  Today at 11:02
> ugh fine
> i'll unmute him later

Repubblica Italiana | Italian Republic  Today 11:03
> so does anyone know why ulrich even asked us to convene in geneva?

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland  Today 11:03
> Other than that it's an emergency meeting, no.

République Française | French Republic  Today 11:04
> Honestly, I don't know why he would even do this.
> The last emergency meeting was, what?
> When the pandemic first started?

Commonwealth of Australia  Today at 11:04
> yes

中华人民共和国 | People's Republic of China  Today at 11:05
> I wonder what Ulrich has in mind.
> I don't know of any reason why he would pull an emergency meeting.
> Maybe @Российская Федерация | Russian Federation would know?

Российская Федерация | Russian Federation  Today at 11:05
> I mean obviously,
> But I'll leave it until the meeting starts.

╭─ 中华人民共和国 | People's Republic of China  Maybe @Российская Федерация | Russian Federatio...
United States of America
  Today at 11:05
> Why did you even bother at asking Yelena?

中华人民共和国 | People's Republic of China  Today at 11:06
> I don't even know why I expected she'd give us an answer.

Canada  Today at 11:06
> So I reckon all of the P5 don't know?
> Except for Yelena, of course.

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland  Today 11:07
> Yes, we don't.

Bundesrepublik Deutschland | Federal Republic of Germany (You)  Today at 11:07
> well that's just wonderful

日本国 | State of Japan  Today at 11:08
> When will the meeting start again?

Türkiye Cumhuriyeti | Republic of Türkiye  Today at 11:08
> 15.00 CET.
> Right, @Schweizerische Eidgenossenschaft | Confédération Suisse | Confederazione Svizzera | Confederaziun Svizra | Confoederatio Helvetica | Swiss Confederation?
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> Can you shorten your name while you're at it?

Bundesrepublik Deutschland | Federal Republic of Germany (You)  Today at 11:09
> i'll give everyone shorter names
> don't bother on doing it yourself

Argentina  Today at 11:09
> That's way better

Indonesia  Today at 11:10
> I've heard from UN's secretary that he'd put us into rooms?
> All of you are in the lounge and cafeteria, I assume

India  Today at 11:10
> We are
> I didn't know about the first part, though

Mexico  Today at 11:11
> I don't think any of us do.
> Did they talk to you about it, @Indonesia?

South Korea  Today at 11:11
> Yes,
> I was there as well.
> The topic's concerning enough that Ulrich gave that some thought.

South Africa  Today at 11:12
> So I have to live with everyone of you in here?

Saudi Arabia  Today at 11:12
> In the headquarters in New York, actually

Brazil  Today at 11:13
> oh that sounds awful

China  Today at 11:13
> You have something to say, @Russia?

Germany (You)  Today at 11:14
> i mean the answer's obvious

╭─ China  You have something to say, @Russia?
Russia
  Today at 11:14
> Hm,
> Not really.

Germany (You)  Today at 11:15
> see

China  Today at 11:15
> I should have expected nothing to change again.