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Even for the Man of Steel, some missions are more daunting than saving the world. Clark Kent has decided to propose to Bruce Wayne, but knowing Bruce’s traditional streak, he realizes he must first survive the "Family Gauntlet." From a chilling tea-time chat with Alfred to a pun-filled interrogation by Dick, a high-stakes negotiation with Tim, and a literal sword-point threat from Damian and Jason, Clark faces a recurring, terrifying promise: if he breaks Bruce’s heart, he’ll end up as fertilizer beneath the Manor’s rosebushes.