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1. He Who Shall Not Survive Australia by KittiePie11

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   06 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger
   • Severus Snape
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Nymphadora Tonks
   • Sirius Black
   • Alternate Universe - Australia
   • Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Established Relationship
   • Secret Relationship
   • Accidental Relationship Reveal
   • Australian Slang
   • Snape Uses Aussie Slang and No One Can Stop Him
   • Australia is trying to kill Voldemort
   • Voldemort is food for spiders
   • and jellyfish
   • Pettigrew be like: a dingo ate my baby :O
   • Tasmania as Azkaban (sorry not sorry)
   • No beta we die like Voldemort (repeatedly)
   • The tiniest bit of smut

   Summary

   The Dark Lord has carked it. Again. Between the ocean, the desert, and the Australian wildlife (including one dingo with an honorary Order membership) he is having a real rough time of it.

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   English

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