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More Than You Want: an Omegaverse parody by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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Summary
Here I go again! Another parody because this seems to be what my brain does after drowning in too much famfic! (Is it parody or satire? I don’t know the difference!)
The Golden TRIO are making an Omega verse movie!
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Hermione screamed when Ron came through the doorway. “DID YOU READ THIS SCRIPT?”
Ron: “Hermione, this story is HUGE. It’s so popular. People are dying to see you in this role.”
Hermione (stepping even closer, nose touching his): “Did. You. Read. It.”
Ron: “….. Yes.”
Hermione: “I’m some kind of helpless creature who cannot physically fight anyone who tries to RAPE ME?”
Ron: “………. It’s sort of a metacommentary on women’s place in society. It’s an exaggeration of actual unequal power dynamics to emphasize the role they play in controlling the female experience.”
Hermione: “AND HALF THE WORLD wants to kidnap and rape me???”
Ron: “Look, this is such an easy role. You have very few lines.”
Hermione: “I KNOW. I SAY: “ALPHA. ALPHA. PLEASE ALPHA.” THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO TIMES in the first 40 minutes!”
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