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  1. Harmless by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    21 May 2026

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    MEL KING: YOU DID THIS?
    FRANK LANGDON: Probably
    FRANK LANGDON: But what this time?

    Mel sent him a picture of her laptop screen.

    MEL KING: THIS. YOU DID THIS.
    FRANK LANGDON: Well don’t they look like they’re having fun?
    MEL KING: OMG
    FRANK LANGDON: 😇
    MEL KING: THEY WON’T STOP.
    FRANK LANGDON: Don’t make them stop!

    Queen Mel may be pregnant!

    Mel yelled into her closed fists and scrambled back, pushing the laptop away from her. No, no. Queen Mel could absolutely not be pregnant. She still had to get to the top of the gardening career and she had to write 5 books and she hadn’t even –

    FRANK LANGDON: Btw
    FRANK LANGDON: Jealous?

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    OR: Mel plays The Sims. Someone installed a mod she hasn't used before. Now she can't stop picturing it every time she looks at him. He thinks it's funny. A little harmless flirting never hurt anyone, right?

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