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1. What the hell sure by bunnyboy_16

   Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula & Related Fandoms  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dracula/Jonathan Harker
   • Dracula
   • Count Dracula
   • Jonathan Harker
   • Crack
   • as in it is a crack fic but it also has crack in it as in drugs
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Somewhat
   • Dracula is pathetic
   • POV Third Person
   • POV Alternating
   • POV Third Person Omniscient
   • It is meant to be shitty
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack and Angst
   • I think it counts as having some fluff and angst
   • Drugs

   Summary

   Dracula finds Jonathan bong and takes a hit (Jonathan.has to deal with him whining)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,275

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   6

   Hits:

   142