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1. Don't Get Bitten by NailPolisher

   Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   11 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bella Swan
   • Charlie Swan
   • Jacob Black
   • Embry Call
   • Quil Ateara V
   • Leah Clearwater
   • Jessica Stanley
   • Angela Weber
   • Eric Yorkie
   • Self-Insert

   Summary

   Bella, new and improved, wakes up right after Bella, the original flavour, gets dumped in the middle of the forest.

   If this had to happen, Bella is happy that it did now. The relief of realizing that there are no vampires in her school or breaking in her house is an amazing feeling. So amazing one might even say… that this feeling of no creepy sparkling marble statues feels so good that it’s almost… It’s almost like her own personal brand of heroin.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,903

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   15

   Kudos:

   46

   Bookmarks:

   14

   Hits:

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