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"You enter the dungeon and on the far right side of the room, you see.. A door." - 🌲
"Can I.. Seduce the door?" - 🎀
"No you cannot." - 🌲
"Can I seduce the door?" - 🦴
"Also no.!" - 🌲
"Can I punch Eddie?" - 👻
[Dice rolls]
"Uh, Eddie, you take 13 damage." - 🌲
"Well, I transform into a bat!" - 🦴
"You do that?" - 🌲
"NOW can I seduce the door?" - 🦴
"Still,, no!" - ⚠️
"I punch Eddie again." - 👻
"3 more damage." - 🌲
"Can I fight the door?" - 😈
"No?!" - 🌲
"Uh, I also would like to fight the door-" - 🐸
"No one can fight the door!" - 🌲
"I FIGHT THE DOOR." - 😈
"YOU LOSE." - ⚠️
"I fight you." - 😈
"Tom, take a walk!" - 🌲
"Is the door dead or alive?" - 🦇
"It's a door." - 🌲
"Can I..... enslave it's soul?" - 🦇
"How would you— NO!" - 🌲
"Can I build a better door?" - 🐍
"Do you want to build a better door??" - 🌲
"I acquire lumber from the surrounding forest!" - 🐍
[Dice rolls]
"Okay, you do that." - 🌲
"Is- Is the door locked?" - 🥦
"No it isn't." - 🌲
"I open the door." - 🥦
"You do so! Inside, is one small treasure chest." - 🌲
"I seduce the treasure chest!" - 🦴
"NO!" - ⚠️