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Cold read of i've got my money on things going badly, by livinginaworldofnoise
30:37 | 24 Mb
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HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam.
MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now.
HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place.
MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury?
HUA CHENG: Gold bars.
MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both.
OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had
AUTHOR'S NOTES: hihihihi was suddenly inspired by my mdzs financial audit au so i wrote a tgcf one! putting them in a little series together because that's fun but they are only related in concept and do not actually connect with each other!
t's like 4am so there's no good reason why i'm posting this rn instead of sleeping and in fact i am actively falling asleep while trying to post this but that's how we roll <333 the title is from electric touch by taylor swift
PODFICCER'S NOTES: my only regret is that i did not power through at 4am to post this immediately afterward, it would've been hilarious for people to wake up to that
Cold read of i've got my money on things going badly, by livinginaworldofnoise
30:37 | 24 Mb
Also available to stream or download here
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