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Cold read of one for the money, two for the show, by livinginaworldofnoise
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[Podfic] Cold read of one for the money, two for the show
kisahawklin
Summary:
JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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- Inspired by one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
AUTHOR'S NOTES: where the hell did this come from????? i've been watching billions of episodes of the youtube channel financial audit bc it sparks possibly malicious joy to hear about people making absolutely outrageous financial decisions while the host loses his mind from rage. and i just thought,,, you know who's full of rage? jiang cheng. also i'm reading the danmei sa ye and the main character is named jiang cheng so that guy is on my mind
the title is a common saying yes but more importantly it's a lyric from champagne problems by taylor swift and every alleged financial woe wei wuxian describes in this fic is the definition of a champagne problem!
the usernames are song titles from twice's new album, ateez's new album, and the kpop demon hunters soundtrack. just felt right
i would not recommend taking financial advice from this fic. on account of.......it's crack. and i don't know anything about finances. carry on
PODFICCER'S NOTES: Thanks as ever to livinginaworldofnoise for another banger of a weird epistolary fic, and the chance to shout my brains out at the end of a tough work week. Exactly what I needed tbh! Hope you all enjoy this as much as I did! :D
ETA: This is my 700th work on the AO3! *throws confetti* Podfic is catching up to fic rather scarily fast at this point. I can't wait until things slow back down and I can get back to writing regularly. :D
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