Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Remedial Workplace Safety by Ficcollagist

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Theodore Nott
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Ginny Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Arthur Weasley
   • Lavender Brown
   • Parvati Patil
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Unspeakable Hermione Granger
   • Unspeakable Severus Snape
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • The Ministry of Magic is Corrupt (Harry Potter)
   • Gifted Kid Burnout
   • Hermione Granger is So Done
   • Protective Severus Snape
   • Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Chaotic Draco Malfoy
   • Inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
   • Hermione Granger Needs a Hug
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • but none depicted
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • no love triangles
   • NO AI IS EVER USED
   • a metric ton of pining
   • Sirius Black's Flying Motorbike

   Summary

   The Ministry tried to bury them, Society wanted to forget them.

   Unspeakable Partners Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are just trying to survive their terrible jobs when an accident in the Death Chamber adds a new, deliciously dangerous element to the mix: a Dark Lady from an alternate timeline wearing an all-too familiar face. She's hell-bent on bringing the Wizarding World into the 21st Century, and all too happy to grind their axes for them.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,453

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   36

   Kudos:

   29

   Bookmarks:

   14

   Hits:

   573