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1. many happy returns by probablylily for snailshane

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • POV Ilya Rozanov
   • Magical Realism
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Shane Hollander Has A Vagina
   • but only on his birthday
   • Dom/sub
   • Phone Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • the level of shame you'd expect shane with a pussy to have
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • No PIV Sex
   • but it's implied to happen later
   • just a sprinkle of virginity kink

   Summary

   "I have a pussy on my birthday."

   Ilya pauses. A thousand possible responses come to mind, ranging from 'That's impossible' to 'You're fucking with me' to 'What kind of roleplay even is this?' Instead, what comes out is, "It's not your birthday yet."

   "Well, no." Shane flushes. "It's, like, the whole week around my birthday."

   Ilya raises his eyebrows. "You're telling me you get a pussy during your birthday week? Like some kind of present?"

   ———

   Every year, around his birthday, Shane has a pussy.

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