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Sew Me Something Deadly by 223Raychel
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Thirsty Vampires - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
25 May 2026
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Summary
Though many have never heard my name, they have most certainly heard of my feats. I am one of the best vampire slayers in the world, known for my pride in the stealthiest work no one would dare attempt. I make every crime seem like an accident—every scene completely improvised. To prevent suspicion from traveling constantly in chase of them, I work in the daytime as a traveling tailor. Now, I hunt Esmeralda and Bobby, high vampires I was instructed to kill since their relentless crimes. Unfortunately, my mission has taken over four years to complete. I thought it would be an easy task... but I had underestimated them far too much. They keep guards everywhere, have nothing I can hack into, and keep every window closed (probably because they're vampires, but it's still frustrating!) Even with my persistence, I know that I won't get payment, as nearly two years ago, Esmeralda and her lover had ruined the Vampire Corps ever since murdering its founder, the only man above me. I continue because I could never accept being so pathetic, taking this long on a single mission—or simply out of the goodness of my heart. But maybe it was something to do with Esmeralda, and how her sapphire blue eyes glimmer so perfectly in the moonlight…