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    Ilya laughed, shaking his head. “Fine, fine. You are right. Fifty is ambitious.” He tapped his fingers on the table, thinking. “What about three-point-five? Three and a half?”

    What?

    Shane blinked, trying to catch up with the sudden shift in conversation. “Three-point-five?”

    “Three full orgasms,” Ilya counted on his fingers. “And then a half. It makes sense, since you are turning thirty-five.”

    "A half." Shane set down his wine glass, his brain scrambling to process the casual way Ilya was saying all this. "You're being weirdly specific. And weirdly calm about it. What the hell is half an orgasm?"

    or — Three (and a half) orgasms for the birthday boy, Mr. Shane Hollander.

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