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It was just an average day for Keith, he was working at the arcade and everything was going fine until...
CRASH!!!
Something large crashed from the outside!
"What the FUCK bro" Keith rushed to check outside, and he saw a huge futuristic spaceship, with many ai slop clanker shit all over it. There was a log like creature standing outside the spaceship, holding a bat.
"Its me tung tung tung sahur" The log creature said, before chasing Keith with his bat, trying to attack him. Keith tries to run away from Tung Tung Tung Sahur, trying to escape him.
Until the doors of the spaceship opened, and it revealed an ai robot clanker with blue skin, a metal arm, dark purple hair, blue antennas, and a blue futuristic ai visor meta glasses shit idk.
"Keth It is me ur savior ai will take over" They say, before shooting tung tung sahur with their ai laser beams. Tung tung sahur falls to the ground and dies.
Keith stares at them in disbelief, is this all a dream? What the fuck was happening?
"GENERATING RESPONSE... Hello! I am Georgi Lucafont Katherine Catherine Parrdarople Siebenundsechzig - Listen here, kieth! This paper's got more holes than a Swiss cheese, and the only thing faster than the news is my coffee disappearing. Stop wasting ink and bring me a fresh cup before I replace you with a typewriter!"
"holy essay i aint listening to allat u fucking clanker" Keith stares at Georgi even more flabbergasted.
"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
"Come with me pls🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏" Georgi begged.
"Fine." Keith says (in a depressed tone).
Georgi leads Keith to the spaceship. Their spaceship was a mechanical ai ai ai ai ai chatgpt gemini tung tung sahur star star ST4R OR V4MP astrology hell.
Georgi tells their slaves to start the engine. Aimieluwu22373 starts the engine and goes to westminster abbey, London, englan. The spaceship travels extremely fast at the speed of light (gd reference) because of ai chatgpt powers and becaue ai will take over.
They arrive, and the door opens, letting them exit. Georgi then activates a secret gravestone by saying the secret code.
"Élisabeth Ire est à moi, personne ne peut me l'enlever, pas même Robert Dudley. Je le déteste tellement. Je ne suis pas Marie-Antoinette II non plus, car je ne mange pas de gâteaux, je mange des femmes. Adieu pays des merveilles, tu ne me manqueras pas, seule Élisabeth me manquera."
A hand from the sky reaches out and digs in the gravestone, and then the hand comes back with ashes and bones.
"Its me elizabeth" Georgi says, trying to summon the former queen.
The bones and dust instantly morph into a doll like woman, with veryyy big red twintails and a veryyy big dress from the 18th century, who stares with wide empty eyes.
"WHERE IS ÉLISABETH?????????????????????" the doll like woman looks around in search of her beloved.
"Haha noob april fools" Georgi says
"Motherfucker its sepember 11"
"Is this u robet dudley cuz ur fucking dumb u fucking stealer u fucking stole my precious"
Keith just stares at whatever the fuck is going on in front of him.
"What the fuck get me out of here..." Keith says in confusion, and in terror.
"Okay anything for u" Georgi then says, before leading both of them into their meta ai spaceship.
Georgi then orders aimieluwu22373 to board the spaceship to the arcade, and so the engine starts, causing a faint whirr. It again travels at the speed of light by the power of the metaverse
"Who even is this random woman bro" Keith stares at the doll like woman now with confusion.
"Violet Antoine Maria Josepha Johanna Tudor Lamballe Lancaster Baudelaire Thérèse Louise Bartholomew Emmanuelle Châtillon Marie Angélique of Hearts LXVII"
"Brochacho wtf why are ur names so long holy dictionary i aint memorizing allat😭🙏"
Until it suddenly slows down and upon looking at the window...
The spaceship was gonna crash into a building!!
Everyone in the spaceship panicked, as the spaceship started moving closer and closer to the building.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Everyone (s)creams
Georgi then uses their ai laser beams, blue lasers shooting out of their eyes, as Violet then uses her heart guillotine ultimate larping powers. The powers then combine to create the ultimate golden tung tung tung sahur because thats my heart in japan cuz im so brokien heh🥺🥺✌✌✌✌💔💔💔💔 Triple t then stops the spaceship and saves the day, then uses his powers to make Keith fall in love with Georgi and for Elizabeth i to resurrect in this spaceship.
"georgi lucafont katherine catherine parrdarople schedibansciegbnxd i live you pls can we have sex" Keith then makes out with Georgi
"Where am i" Elizabeth looks around the room in confusion.
"OMG OMG OMG OGMG OMGMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ELISABETH OGM ONH OMG TRIPLE T THANK U SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG OMG" Violet quickly rushes to elizabeth then hugs her very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very very very very very evry very evry very evry very very evry very very very tighly
"dude get the FUCK off of me i literallt tjought i escaped you Im NOT letting u replace my skin with porcelin" elizabeth i says
Until satan appears and he crashes the spaceship to the building okay the end