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Summary
Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment.
Sure, why not?Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world.
It was meant to be educational.
It became... something else.This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience.
Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem.
Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick.
Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway.
Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad.Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person.
Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am.The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses.
Hermione developed a kink.
Draco developed feelings.
Theo found Muggle tech.
Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged.
You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing.I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres.
Good luck.