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be selfish by ineffxbl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2026
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Aziraphale returns from Heaven and searches for Crowley to find Jesus and prevent the Second Coming.
marked T for language
“You still expect me to be nice? After all these years?” Crowley grips the passenger side door handle and yanks it open, making a quick gesture towards the inside of the car. “Get in, Aziraphale.”
The angel shakes his head slightly, a little frustrated at Crowley for trying so hard to not use the nickname he’d given him six thousand years ago. Aziraphale steps towards the car, “You used to be nice.”
Just as Aziraphale is about to sit, Crowley grabs the back of his jacket and pulls him back to the curb, slamming the door shut as he walks to the driver’s side. “I was never nice, just happened to like you. Open your own damn door.”
angry crowley will be the death of me