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1. i'd crawl in bed with you (on top of someone else's blood) by putrefae

   Fandoms: Half Man (TV 2026)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Niall Kennedy/Ruben Pallister
   • Ruben Pallister
   • Niall Kennedy
   • Drunk Sex
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • House Party
   • Jealousy
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time
   • Anal Fingering
   • Rimming
   • Anal Sex
   • Body Worship
   • Soft Ruben
   • ... although he nearly beats a guy to death
   • Requited Unrequited Love
   • Lack of Communication
   • Slurs
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Sadistic/Masochistic undertones
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Pseudo-Incest
   • Blood and Injury
   • Allusions to Previous SA
   • Romanticised Violence

   Summary

   “Fucking nonce,” Ruben snarls. He heaves the man forward, dragging him by the collar like a dog. Gordie’s lower lip trembles as he staggers from the bed. He casts Niall one last pleading glance before taking a punch to the abdomen, knocking the breath out of him and sending him to his knees. “The hell’re you doing with my little brother, you sick bastard?”

   Niall tries to lose his virginity at a party. Ruben intervenes.

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   English

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