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sidefall_confessions
"State Uni Confession page!!! Feel free to use this to vent about your annoying classmates or professors :) Anon or not, we will happily take your confessions ;)" - Your dear friend (or not), Sidefall <3
Keep it sane guys :]
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h4n4ni_the_goated_banana asked: I always have at least 15 safety pins on me, cuz bro, what if that crow i kicked when i was 6 told its fam and gng about me and they all attack me while im on campus. how will i defend myself otherwise???
That's a unique fear to have...
steelstarzzz
Brotosynthesis what... 🥀🥀🥀 @h4n4ni_the_goated_banana
h4n4ni_the_goated_banana
FUCK. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANON
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anonymous asked: psssttt... does anyone know if our physics 101 professor is single??? He's kinda fine...
OH... that's... (I guess we listen and we don't judge *sigh*)
thom52x100
OH HELL NAWHH BRO IS MARRIED AND HE LOOKS LIKE AN EGG 🥀 WHAT THE FAUK ARE U ON?!??? (I listen and I judge 100%) (MOM i am HORRIFIED)
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anonymous asked: I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE GAY PEOPLE PINING FOR EACHOTHER IN FRONT THE CHEM LAB!! GET A ROOM YOU LOSERS (you know who you are)
(ps: im not homophobic trust. im just a hater)
OH WE KNOW LIL BRO
thom52x100
I wonder who this could be about *cough cough @fluixon_1101 @fluxtapeguy* 🥀
fluixon_1101
I have no idea why you tagged me. As the student council vice president I do not condone such behavior.
the_snow_never_bothered_me_anyway
bro yoy aint tuff <3
thom52x100
bro IS NOT nonchalant 🥀🥀
new_kidzz
NAHH JIT TRIPPIN (we know you gay mf)
fluxtapeguy
Stop accusing me guys, y'all are pissing me off. Also @Thom52x100 stop tagging my official acc on these posts. Our professors follow me on that account. Some of us have a reputation <3 :)
thom52x100
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, IT IS MY DUTY TO ANNOY YOU :] (you'll never get rid of me flux <3)
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fluxtapeguy
WHY IS EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD TRYING TO PISS ME OFF, FIRST IT WAS THE WEATHER, THEN ALL OF MY FRIENDS DECIDE TO SIMULTANIOUSLY MAKE ME GO INSANE!!! OUTRAGEOUS! UGH SOMEONE GET ME A BAR OF CHOCOLATE, A BLANKET AND SOME BETTER FRIENDS. IM GOING TO HIBERNATE FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK
thom52x100
but… we love you (more than your one-sided situationship at least 🥀)
sera_phim
TF did i do? i wasn't even online. I was studying 🥹
gotoga_12321
very mean of you man 😭
the_snow_never_bothered_me_anyway
alright. i get it. but never forget who was there for you when you were drunk and at ur lowest... 😭😭
tree_sap
On it! :D
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The conspiracy ;]
Gotoga
GOTOGA: guess who replied to @fluixon
Snowbird
SNOWBIRD: AINT NO WAY 🥀
Thomas
THOMAS: My bestoe pulling before me??? I cant believe it, they grow up so quickly 🥹🥹🥹
Hvyrotation
HVYROTATION: I was gone for 3 minutes, what in hell happened???
Newkids
NEWKIDS: YOU MISSED EVERYTHING. Sucks to suck, LOSER
Seraphim
SERAPHIM: stop blowing up my phone. Jophiel's gonna get mad at me if she sees me on my phone...
Thomas
THOMAS: EWW LESBIANS
Seraphim
SERAPHIM: HOMOPHOBIC AND MISOGYNISTIC.
Newkids
NEWKIDS: can't be a homophobe if he's gay
Snowbird
SNOWBIRD: HOW COULD I FORGET?
SNOWBIRD: HOWS UR SITUATIONSHIP WITH YO DRuG DEALER GOING?
Thomas
THOMAS: HE HAS A NAME YK???
Snowbird
SNOWBIRD: Answer my question lil bro @Thomas
Thomas
THOMAS: alright ig???
You
FLUIXON: Does he know that you spam this group chat every time he breaths in your direction?
FLUIXON: And I'm very sure that he doesn't know that you're head over heels for him.
Thomas
THOMAS: You're the one to talk, yearnatruxion 🥀🥀🥀
Gotoga
GOTOGA: OOO look who showed up...
GOTOGA: also, what is thomas on rn?
Newkids
NEWKIDS: DID YOU HAVE FUN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN HAPPINESS???
NEWKIDS: I BET YOURE GIGGLING LIKE A LIL GRL
You
FLUIXON: I DID NO SUCH THING
FLUIXON: Also, he showed up at my dorm with candy (unlike u fake mfs). we're watching a movie rn btw. taek that!
Thomas
THOMAS: Ask him about his bro, micro plsplsplplsplspslsss
THOMAS: WHY TF ARE U PULLING BEFORE MEEE!!! SO UNFAIR UGH 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
You
FLUIXON: done. saps said that micro talks about you a lot.
Thomas
THOMAS: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HOLEIGH SHAT IM JUMPING, I SEE THE LIGHT
Snowbird
SNOWBIRD: Yearnatron5200 makes a comeback 🥀
Seraphim
SERAPHIM: SYBAU PLEASE <333 (im on the edge of being murdered by @thomas 's lil crush's big sister btw)
Snowbird
SNOWBIRD: just put yo phone on silent brochacho. or dont check it. aint that hard bro
Seraphim
SERAPHIM: no (im actively getting scolded btw (but its kinda hot so idc))
Snowbird
SNOWBIRD: Why is this group full of pining gay people?
SNOWBIRD: Even worse, they're all from the SAME family
Newkids
NEWKIDS: YALL PMO SM UGH THEY ARE NOT THAT FINE
You

FLUIXON: Im gonna eat all of this right now. None of you are going to get any of it 😊
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anonymous asked: A certain someone in my engineering class has something for someone in biolgy I think. I overheard bro talking to his friend. Also I think that guy also has feelings for engineering dude (my friend told me that, idk) :]
I have an idea as to who this could be refering to...
fluxtapeguy
@thomas52x100 they are clocking you, get your shit togayther 🥀
tree_sap
@ghost_spr bro... you might wanna see ts
jophi_el
I know who this is about... 😊
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schpood_of_WH
Party at Westhelm hall on Saturday btw :) DON’T MISS OUT. REMEMBER THE HOUSE WESTHELM RULES. We'll fight to death too.
5pyderman
GLORY TO WESTHELMM!!! 🔥🔥🔥
tree_sap
I wouldn't dream of missing it :D SO EXCITED TO SEE EVERYONE!!!! 💯💯💯
fluxtapeguy
Interesting...
jophi_el
Looking forward to it!!! 😊
cy.nikka
YOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE SOO PEAKKK :PPPP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
cass_ss
HWHWHEHEH CANT WAIT WERE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUNN 💯
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