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State Uni's Very Sane Confession Page

Summary:

Welcome to the State Uni confession page. Get all of the latest news and drama, where everyone most definitely has a part in everything. So, join right in on the disaster, and we'll have a GREAT time!

OR

State SMP, but they're all university students.

!!! TURN ON CREATOR'S STYLE !!!

Notes:

Lowkey just a State SMP SOCMED!AU cuz there are NOT enough. also, most of this was written in between study sessions so please don't roast me if the writing is bad (plus, english ain't my first language, cut me some slack). MY BRAIN IS FRIED

!!!NOT ABOUT THE CCS!!!

P.S: Low word count cuz it's a SOCMED!AU yk pardon me pls

P.P.S.: if you saw any errors in da code, no you didn't, it's perfect *insert a picture of me getting hit by a 2 metre steel pipe in the head* <3

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Chapter 1

Summary:

The creation of the Great Confession Page of State Uni.

Notes:

OKAY I LOCKED IN FOR TS <3 ENJOY :]

Guide to the characters' usernames

Sidefall_confessions - Sidefall
Fluixon_1101 & Fluxtapeguy - Fluixon
Thom52x100 - Thomas
The_snow_never_bothered_me_anyway - Snowbird
New_kidzz - Newkids
Sera_phim - Seraphim
Gotoga_12321 - Gotoga
Tree_sap - Saparata
Ghost_spr - Micro
Jophi_el - Jophiel
Schpood_of_WH - Schpood
5pyderman - 5pyder
Cy.nikka - Cynikka
Cass_ss - Cass

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Chapter Text

sidefall_confessions "State Uni Confession page!!! Feel free to use this to vent about your annoying classmates or professors :) Anon or not, we will happily take your confessions ;)" - Your dear friend (or not), Sidefall <3 Keep it sane guys :] #state uni confessions#ts gonna be peak #trust 879 notes


sidefall_confessions h4n4ni_the_goated_banana asked: I always have at least 15 safety pins on me, cuz bro, what if that crow i kicked when i was 6 told its fam and gng about me and they all attack me while im on campus. how will i defend myself otherwise??? That's a unique fear to have... #state uni confessions#sorry crows #interesting shii steelstarzzz Brotosynthesis what... 🥀🥀🥀 @h4n4ni_the_goated_banana h4n4ni_the_goated_banana FUCK. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANON 7 notes


sidefall_confessions anonymous asked: psssttt... does anyone know if our physics 101 professor is single??? He's kinda fine... OH... that's... (I guess we listen and we don't judge *sigh*) #state uni confessions#mom take me home, im scared #not relatable thom52x100 OH HELL NAWHH BRO IS MARRIED AND HE LOOKS LIKE AN EGG 🥀 WHAT THE FAUK ARE U ON?!??? (I listen and I judge 100%) (MOM i am HORRIFIED) 29 notes


sidefall_confessions anonymous asked: I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE GAY PEOPLE PINING FOR EACHOTHER IN FRONT THE CHEM LAB!! GET A ROOM YOU LOSERS (you know who you are) (ps: im not homophobic trust. im just a hater) OH WE KNOW LIL BRO #state uni#gah ts pmo sm #relatable #get yo shit together bros thom52x100 I wonder who this could be about *cough cough @fluixon_1101 @fluxtapeguy* 🥀 fluixon_1101 I have no idea why you tagged me. As the student council vice president I do not condone such behavior. the_snow_never_bothered_me_anyway bro yoy aint tuff <3 thom52x100 bro IS NOT nonchalant 🥀🥀 new_kidzz NAHH JIT TRIPPIN (we know you gay mf) fluxtapeguy Stop accusing me guys, y'all are pissing me off. Also @Thom52x100 stop tagging my official acc on these posts. Our professors follow me on that account. Some of us have a reputation <3 :) thom52x100 AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, IT IS MY DUTY TO ANNOY YOU :] (you'll never get rid of me flux <3) 43 notes


fluxtapeguy WHY IS EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD TRYING TO PISS ME OFF, FIRST IT WAS THE WEATHER, THEN ALL OF MY FRIENDS DECIDE TO SIMULTANIOUSLY MAKE ME GO INSANE!!! OUTRAGEOUS! UGH SOMEONE GET ME A BAR OF CHOCOLATE, A BLANKET AND SOME BETTER FRIENDS. IM GOING TO HIBERNATE FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK #i hate everyone#im gonna kms #everything pmo thom52x100 but… we love you (more than your one-sided situationship at least 🥀) sera_phim TF did i do? i wasn't even online. I was studying 🥹 gotoga_12321 very mean of you man 😭 the_snow_never_bothered_me_anyway alright. i get it. but never forget who was there for you when you were drunk and at ur lowest... 😭😭 tree_sap On it! :D 132 notes


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The conspiracy ;]

Gotoga

GOTOGA: guess who replied to @fluixon

Snowbird

SNOWBIRD: AINT NO WAY 🥀

Thomas

THOMAS: My bestoe pulling before me??? I cant believe it, they grow up so quickly 🥹🥹🥹

Hvyrotation

HVYROTATION: I was gone for 3 minutes, what in hell happened???

Newkids

NEWKIDS: YOU MISSED EVERYTHING. Sucks to suck, LOSER

Seraphim

SERAPHIM: stop blowing up my phone. Jophiel's gonna get mad at me if she sees me on my phone...

Thomas

THOMAS: EWW LESBIANS

Seraphim

SERAPHIM: HOMOPHOBIC AND MISOGYNISTIC.

Newkids

NEWKIDS: can't be a homophobe if he's gay

Snowbird

SNOWBIRD: HOW COULD I FORGET?

SNOWBIRD: HOWS UR SITUATIONSHIP WITH YO DRuG DEALER GOING?

Thomas

THOMAS: HE HAS A NAME YK???

Snowbird

SNOWBIRD: Answer my question lil bro @Thomas

Thomas

THOMAS: alright ig???

You

FLUIXON: Does he know that you spam this group chat every time he breaths in your direction?

FLUIXON: And I'm very sure that he doesn't know that you're head over heels for him.

Thomas

THOMAS: You're the one to talk, yearnatruxion 🥀🥀🥀

Gotoga

GOTOGA: OOO look who showed up...

GOTOGA: also, what is thomas on rn?

Newkids

NEWKIDS: DID YOU HAVE FUN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN HAPPINESS???

NEWKIDS: I BET YOURE GIGGLING LIKE A LIL GRL

You

FLUIXON: I DID NO SUCH THING

FLUIXON: Also, he showed up at my dorm with candy (unlike u fake mfs). we're watching a movie rn btw. taek that!

Thomas

THOMAS: Ask him about his bro, micro plsplsplplsplspslsss

THOMAS: WHY TF ARE U PULLING BEFORE MEEE!!! SO UNFAIR UGH 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

You

FLUIXON: done. saps said that micro talks about you a lot.

Thomas

THOMAS: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HOLEIGH SHAT IM JUMPING, I SEE THE LIGHT

Snowbird

SNOWBIRD: Yearnatron5200 makes a comeback 🥀

Seraphim

SERAPHIM: SYBAU PLEASE <333 (im on the edge of being murdered by @thomas 's lil crush's big sister btw)

Snowbird

SNOWBIRD: just put yo phone on silent brochacho. or dont check it. aint that hard bro

Seraphim

SERAPHIM: no (im actively getting scolded btw (but its kinda hot so idc))

Snowbird

SNOWBIRD: Why is this group full of pining gay people?

SNOWBIRD: Even worse, they're all from the SAME family

Newkids

NEWKIDS: YALL PMO SM UGH THEY ARE NOT THAT FINE

You

candy on da countertop

FLUIXON: Im gonna eat all of this right now. None of you are going to get any of it 😊


sidefall_confessions anonymous asked: A certain someone in my engineering class has something for someone in biolgy I think. I overheard bro talking to his friend. Also I think that guy also has feelings for engineering dude (my friend told me that, idk) :] I have an idea as to who this could be refering to... #state uni confessions#hmm very sus #i just know #clocking their shii fluxtapeguy @thomas52x100 they are clocking you, get your shit togayther 🥀 tree_sap @ghost_spr bro... you might wanna see ts jophi_el I know who this is about... 😊 18 notes

schpood_of_WH Party at Westhelm hall on Saturday btw :) DON’T MISS OUT. REMEMBER THE HOUSE WESTHELM RULES. We'll fight to death too. #everyone is invited#party type shit #we're gonna have a blast trust 5pyderman GLORY TO WESTHELMM!!! 🔥🔥🔥 tree_sap I wouldn't dream of missing it :D SO EXCITED TO SEE EVERYONE!!!! 💯💯💯 fluxtapeguy Interesting... jophi_el Looking forward to it!!! 😊 cy.nikka YOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE SOO PEAKKK :PPPP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 cass_ss HWHWHEHEH CANT WAIT WERE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUNN 💯 759 notes


Notes:

To my hg Hanani, when you read this, which i know you will, I hope you'll be very happy <3 Wrote lore about you having 15 safety pins on you all the time. (idk why, it's helpful tho ig??)

the texting bit was meant to look like IOS however, i think since it's a group chat, the "names" bit kinda ruined that immersion. mb gng. forgive me. im bad at coding and this was torture to me so ya.

MAN I WROTE MOST OF THIS CHAPTER WHILE RUNNING ON LIKE 5 HOURS OF SLEEP. ENJOY THE FRUIT OF MY SLEEP DEPRIVATION