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1. More Queer Than a Three-Dollar Bill by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Clint Barton & Peter Parker
   • implied Rhodey/Tony Stark
   • Peter Parker
   • Clint Barton
   • Steve Rogers
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark
   • Bruce Banner
   • Original Characters
   • Mentioned Laura Barton
   • Team as Family
   • LGBTQ Themes
   • Queer Character (Peter Parker)
   • Queer Character (Clint Barton)
   • Bisexual Clint Barton
   • Chaos Twins Clint Barton & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker is protective
   • Protective Clint Barton
   • Public Confrontation
   • Humor and Heart
   • advocacy
   • Not Straight Avengers
   • steve rogers is an ally
   • Tony Stark is an ally
   • Crack Treated Seriously (but with a message)
   • Tony Stark is Peter Parker's Emergency Contact
   • Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child
   • Tony Stark is Peter Parker's Biological Father

   Summary

   Armed with the moral high ground and a right hook that would make Natasha proud, Peter Parker finally snaps. He didn't mean to punch the guy, but some things—like bigotry and insulting father figures—just shouldn't be ignored. Now sitting in a police station, Peter is convinced he’s ruined everything with his new biological father. But Tony Stark doesn't do "disappointed." He does "proudly posting bail" and "sharing embarrassing stories about DARPA galas." It turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the chaotic, queer tree.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin

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   English

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