Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin
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Look What You Made Peter Do by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 May 2026
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It's a well-documented fact that Peter Parker is a menace—not to society, but to the sanity of every telemarketer in the tri-state area. Armed with zero hours of sleep, a dangerously high intake of Monster Energy, and a mental encyclopedia of Taylor Swift lyrics and Star Wars quotes, Peter has decided that the best way to protect his team is to answer their phones. Between Steve’s technological confusion and Clint’s active encouragement, the Avengers are left wondering if they should stage an intervention or just sit back and enjoy the show. Either way, the old Peter can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because he's busy having the High Ground.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin
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More Queer Than a Three-Dollar Bill by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 May 2026
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Armed with the moral high ground and a right hook that would make Natasha proud, Peter Parker finally snaps. He didn't mean to punch the guy, but some things—like bigotry and insulting father figures—just shouldn't be ignored. Now sitting in a police station, Peter is convinced he’s ruined everything with his new biological father. But Tony Stark doesn't do "disappointed." He does "proudly posting bail" and "sharing embarrassing stories about DARPA galas." It turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the chaotic, queer tree.
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- Part 2 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin
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All That Glitters is (Probably) Peter’s Fault by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 May 2026
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It’s the Great Glitter War of 2026, and the Avengers Tower is currently under siege by a five-pound bag of "Galactic Silver" and two very determined archer-spider hybrids. Between the glittery traps and the rainbow patterns appearing on the $5,000 espresso machine, Peter Parker is doing his best to stay in "menace" mode. But beneath the sparkle and the Taylor Swift references, Peter is hiding a secret he’s terrified to put into words. Luckily, Tony Stark is an expert at reading between the lines—and the glitter—and FRIDAY is the best secret-keeper a nervous teenager could ask for.
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- Part 3 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin
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Flash Thompson's Guide to Having a Crisis in a Lobby by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 May 2026
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Flash Thompson had a very simple life plan: graduate, go to MIT, and successfully ignore the fact that Peter Parker made his brain turn into soup. That plan lasted exactly until Tony Stark walked into a lobby and ruined everything. Now, Flash is spiraling. Between his parents’ rigid expectations and the voice in his head telling him his crush is a "sin," Flash is stuck in a cycle of being meaner than ever to hide the fact that he’s absolutely obsessed with the boy who called Iron Man "Dad" while covered in pink sparkle. This is a three-part guide on how to survive a crisis of faith, a billionaire family reveal, and the terrifying realization that your heart belongs to the biggest menace in Queens.
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- Part 4 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin
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Arachnid Instincts (And Other Things Bruce Regrets) by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
20 May 2026
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Nobody on the Avengers team realized exactly how literal Peter Parker's spider physiology was until Bruce Banner innocently brewed a cup of organic peppermint tea to soothe a headache. The moment the sharp scent hits the penthouse, Peter's primal instincts take over, sending him hissing, clicking, and scaling the walls into the kitchen rafters like a giant, defensive tarantula. The situation goes from hilarious to downright chaotic when Steve Rogers tries to intervene and discovers the hard way that his newly discovered honorary nephew has actual fangs—and actual venom. A story of herbal tea mishaps, accidental super-soldier neurotoxins, and a deeply unimpressed Nick Fury who really doesn't get paid enough to deal with the Stark family dynamics, and the New Number one rule is No peppermint anywhere near the teen.
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- Part 5 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin