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Look What You Made Peter Do by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 May 2026
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Summary
It's a well-documented fact that Peter Parker is a menace—not to society, but to the sanity of every telemarketer in the tri-state area. Armed with zero hours of sleep, a dangerously high intake of Monster Energy, and a mental encyclopedia of Taylor Swift lyrics and Star Wars quotes, Peter has decided that the best way to protect his team is to answer their phones. Between Steve’s technological confusion and Clint’s active encouragement, the Avengers are left wondering if they should stage an intervention or just sit back and enjoy the show. Either way, the old Peter can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because he's busy having the High Ground.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin