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1. Flash Thompson's Guide to Having a Crisis in a Lobby by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Flash Thompson
   • Peter Parker & Tony Stark
   • Peter Parker
   • Flash Thompson
   • Ned Leeds
   • Michelle Jones (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark
   • Clint Barton
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Steve Rogers
   • Bruce Banner
   • Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries
   • Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin
   • Flash Thompson Has a Crush on Peter Parker
   • Flash Thompson is Bad at Feelings
   • Protective Ned Leeds
   • Observant MJ
   • Tony Stark is a Proud Dad
   • Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child
   • Peter Parker is Trying His Best
   • Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Biological Son Reveal (Public Version)
   • Flash Thompson & Peter Parker (Classmates to Friends the lovers)
   • Peter Parker/Flash Thompson (Pre-Relationship)
   • Pansexual Peter Parker
   • Flash Thomson has internalized homophobia
   • Light Angst

   Summary

   Flash Thompson had a very simple life plan: graduate, go to MIT, and successfully ignore the fact that Peter Parker made his brain turn into soup. That plan lasted exactly until Tony Stark walked into a lobby and ruined everything. Now, Flash is spiraling. Between his parents’ rigid expectations and the voice in his head telling him his crush is a "sin," Flash is stuck in a cycle of being meaner than ever to hide the fact that he’s absolutely obsessed with the boy who called Iron Man "Dad" while covered in pink sparkle. This is a three-part guide on how to survive a crisis of faith, a billionaire family reveal, and the terrifying realization that your heart belongs to the biggest menace in Queens.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin

   Language:

   English

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