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1. All That Glitters is (Probably) Peter’s Fault by Astra_The_Spotted_Hyena

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
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   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

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   • Clint Barton & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker & Tony Stark
   • Peter Parker
   • Clint Barton
   • Tony Stark
   • Steve Rogers
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Bruce Banner
   • Domestic Terrorism (The Fun Kind)
   • FRIDAY the AI (Marvel)
   • glitter everywhere
   • Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child
   • Prank War
   • Chaos Twins Clint Barton & Peter Parker
   • Pansexual Peter Parker
   • Subtle Pride
   • Tony Stark is a Tired Father
   • Natasha Romanov is a Ninja even with Glitter
   • Steve Rogers is confused by Gen Z Humor
   • Bruce Banner is hiding in his lab
   • Found Family

   Summary

   It’s the Great Glitter War of 2026, and the Avengers Tower is currently under siege by a five-pound bag of "Galactic Silver" and two very determined archer-spider hybrids. Between the glittery traps and the rainbow patterns appearing on the $5,000 espresso machine, Peter Parker is doing his best to stay in "menace" mode. But beneath the sparkle and the Taylor Swift references, Peter is hiding a secret he’s terrified to put into words. Luckily, Tony Stark is an expert at reading between the lines—and the glitter—and FRIDAY is the best secret-keeper a nervous teenager could ask for.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Peter Parker is a chaos gremlin

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   English

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