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Jackie Pike @jackiepike35
Ditched the husband to have lunch with my favorite hockey player🩵 @shanehollander
shanebug lover @shaneybug
↳ replying to @jackiepike35
shanebug spotted!
Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 ✔️
↳ replying to @jackiepike35
???
shane’s freckles ✨ @h0llander24
↳ replying to @jackiepike35
oh my shanebug looks so cutieful
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳ replying to @jackiepike35
I would leave montreal’s 15th best player too but my shane is super gay jackie!
Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
shane left but I’m still 15th best? shouldn’t I at least be the 14th best now?
Jackie Pike @jackiepike35
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
I know honey🩵
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳ replying to @haydenpike35 ✔️
you have new rookie on team now, no?
Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 ✔️
↳ replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
man fuck you
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳ replying to @jackiepike35
wait..favorite player? Jackie! you said I was
Jackie Pike @jackiepike35
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
🩵
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
what is a shanebug
amy🌱 @holeander
WHO TOLD ILYA ABOUT SHANEBUG
ana loves ilya🌝 @r0zan0v
help how does ilya know about shanebug
hollanov is real @HOLLANOVLVR
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
it's when shane looks extra cute💗
Liked by @81ilyarozanov ✔️
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
my little bug❤️
CLARA🏒🌈 @claraxhollanov
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
NEVER PUTTING THIS GROWN MAN DOWN
shanebug lover @shaneybug
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
new shanebug content straight from his husband🙏
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
Ilya, what?
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @shaneybug
he is not straight, he is super gay!🌈🌈🌈🌈
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
🐞
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
????
Rose Landry @roselandry ✔️
Day off with @shanehollander 🥂
rita❤️🌹 @shandryisreal
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MY BABIES REUNITED❤️❤️❤️
sunshine shane☀️ @sunnyshane
↳replying to @roselandry ✔️
how much do yall wanna bet he's on the phone with ilya?
Rose Landry @roselandry ✔️
↳replying to @sunnyshane
Of course he is! Mind you they've been apart for an hour🙄
HANNAH🕷️ @rosecloud
↳replying to @roselandry ✔️
JUST ONE CHANCE SHANE I CAN COOK AND CLEAN AND-🧎♀️ @shanehollander
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @rosecloud
he is still super gay and married😒
Annie🪼 @8124_hollanov
jealous ilya
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @8124_hollanov
That looks exactly like Ilya!😄
Annie🪼 @8124_hollanov
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
SHANE LMAO
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
my shane! this betrayal! I do not look like fish!
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
That's exactly what you look like when you're jealous.
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
lies! I do not get jealous😒
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
Of course not baby..
Shane Hollander Updates @shanefiles
NEW still from Shane's upcoming ad with Peloton #SHANEFORPELOTON
Liked by @81ilyarozanov ✔️
CLARA🏒🌈 @claraxhollanov
↳replying to @shanefiles
HOLY SHIT #SHANEFORPELOTON
amy🌱 @holeander
↳replying to @shanefiles
VOTED HOTTEST NHL PLAYER FOR A REASON #SHANEFORPELOTON
shane’s freckles ✨ @h0llander24
↳replying to @shanefiles
HES INSANE FOR THIS #SHANEFORPELOTON
Steven @stevenanderson65
↳replying to @shanefiles
I'm located in Ottawa, hit me up @shanehollander 😉
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @stevenanderson65
he is super gay not super blind! he has hot husband he would not hit up ugly man
ilya's defense attorney @ilyaspecs
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
ILYA PLS😭😭😭😭
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
I am very sorry for calling ugly man ugly. Will probably happen again.🤷♂️
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
This is not the statement we agreed on..
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
🤷♂️
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
Coming soon #CalvinKlein
Liked by @81ilyarozanov ✔️
Annie🪼 @8124_hollanov
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
IS THAT TATTOOS???
hollanov is real @HOLLANOVLVR
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
guys i'm literally drooling rn
amy🌱 @holeander
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
doesn't he know i'm insane
ana loves ilya🌝 @r0zan0v
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
and FUCK YOU @81ilyarozanov for keeping all that for yourself
Samara Cruz @samaracruzofficial ✔️
↳replying to @shanehollander ✔️
I would like to entertain you for a night Mr. Hollander🫦
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
↳replying to @samaracruzofficial✔️
my HUSBAND is SUPER gay and SUPER married😒
Samara Cruz @samaracruzofficial ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
That's okay love, one night with me could change all that😉
Samara Cruz @samaracruzofficial ✔️
I got blocked by both @shanehollander and @81ilyarozanov
Hockey players are too sensitive these days. Don't they know how many others would kill for a threesome with me?
shanebug lover @shaneybug
↳replying to @samaracruzofficial✔️
diabolical way to act after lowkey harassing a married couple
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
me and my super gay husband❤️❤️❤️
Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
Ilya please stop telling everyone I'm super gay. I'm regular gay!
Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
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Shane Hollander @shanehollander ✔️
↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️
Who's Jan??