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“I had a thought,” Ivan says suddenly, looking up from the book he was reading and smirking at Till.
“What was your thought, Ivan? Please enlighten me.”
“Have you ever thought about doing anything with a guy?” Ivan asks, it sounds innocent enough, but his smirk is dangerous, devious even.
Till splutters, face going bright red as his mouth opens and closes like he’s a fish out of water, gasping for air.
“No! What the fuck, Ivan?! I’m not gay!” Till shrieks, his voice shrill with irritation and outrage.
“Well, you know, if a guy puts it in, but doesn’t move it isn’t really gay," Ivan explains calmly.
Till’s jaw drops, his eyes widening. Ivan can’t be serious, can he? But Ivan sounds so confident and sincere for once, Till doesn’t know why, but he feels compelled to believe him for once.
“Really?” Till asks stupidly, tilting his head to the side.
Ivan merely nods his head, a soft smile on his face.
“Yeah, definitely not,” Ivan assures.
“But like, he’d still be putting his dick inside of me. That’s pretty fucking gay, dude.”
Ivan shakes his head. “No, not if he doesn’t move.”
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Ivan is a fucking liar and Till is very gullible