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Cens🐴😫💦

Ilya added Shane to "Cens🐴😫💦"
everyone welcome my beautiful, sexy, good looking, talented, amazing, incredible, smart, perfect, ethereal, hot husband Shane Hollander to the chat
he will be joining us next season
Troy
Welcome Shane! Glad to have you here
Luca
welcome
Holmberg
Hello!
Hayes
bro pulled out “ethereal”
Dykstra
Hell yeah Hollander welcome to the cens
Bood
welcum
that is homophobic
Bood
shit man seriously??
no.
Bood
fuck me
no.
Shane
Thanks guys. Happy to be here!

Cens🐴😫💦

Bood
wake up new @Boodram_32 insta post just dropped
Luca
i saw it. smash next question
Hayes
DAMN LUCA
real
Luca
i’m so sorry that was out of line
Troy
Luca frothing at the mouth on main never though i’d see the day
Luca
forget i ever said that
like actually
LaPoint
nah man don’t think i will
Bood
hey guys remember when Luca thought “smash next question” was the worst thing this chat has ever seen
Luca
I take it back i choose pass
Bood
WHAT
Bood
NO YOU CANT DO THAT
Damn that’s cold
I would know I am russian
Very familiar with the cold
Bood
Thanks Ilya I know youve always got my back
don’t get too excited i will also pass))
Bood
wtf
Troy
didn’t you literally reply “real” to lucas thirst text?
die

Cens🐴😫💦

Luca
If you guys weren’t playing hockey what would you be doing?
Shane
Probably coaching hockey.
Young
cocaine in a Hardee’s bathroom
Holmberg
what the fuck is a Hardee’s
i would be doing Shane
everyday
Shane
Ilya.
aww you would be doing me too?))))
Shane
… yeah probably
Troy
hot
LaPoint
id be a model
Bood
yeah you would you gorgeous specimen
Bood are you sure you aren’t even a little gay?
Bood
nah man sorry. #ally though
id be a chef
if I didn’t play hockey
Dykstra
I’d be a DJ
no the fuck you wouldn’t
not under my watch
Dykstra
Fuck you my music is better than yours
Russian trap bullshit
Ilya has removed Dykstra from “Cens🐴😫💦”
Shane
I like your music Ilya
thank you malysh
Bood has added Dykstra to “Cens🐴😫💦”
Bood
bro you can’t just remove people
captain privileges
Dykstra
Petition to make Roz stop saying “captain privileges” whenever we disagree with him
just say you hate me already
Troy
I feel like that shouldn’t even dignify a response
i’m wounded
Bood
cry about it

Shane❤️

I like them.
good
i thought you would
I do! They’re funny.
So are you😘
oh i am very funny))
making you laugh all the time
You do.
I’m so glad we get to be together every day now.
me too liubov
i love yoouuuuu🤩
Love you too

Cens🐴😫💦

Troy
hey Ilya are we gonna get an explanation for that tweet you sent at two in the morning?
HE LOVESS MEEEEE
Shane
🙂
Bood
oh Shane you rocked his world last night didn’t you
Shane
Yes.
yes
Luca
me and Young are in the room next to theirs for the first away game
pray for us
Young
don’t pretend like you won’t enjoy it
Luca
shut up
Shane
😂
its okay Luca you are allowed to enjoy
we are very hot and sexy after all
Luca
no comment
Troy
i’ll buy you ear plugs
Luca
thank you
Young
what about me??
Luca
no you can suffer
Dykstra
lmao
Young
yeah ig i deserve it

Gay Cens🏳️‍🌈🥵

Troy added Harris, Ilya, Shane, and Luca to “Gay Cens🏳️‍🌈🥵”
what is this
Troy
read the fucking chat name dumbass
Harris
me and Troy just thought it might be nice to have a place to chat without the fear of straight men energy
Shane
Oh that’s nice! Thanks guys.
Luca
why am i here i’ve never said that i’m gay
Luca what are you talking about
Troy
…are you not gay?
Luca
no lmao i am im just fucking with you
Troy
thank god
you scared me for a second Haas
Shane
Scared you?
yes straight people are very scary
i just learned about comphet
sent a shiver up my spine
Shane
What is comphet?
come to kitchen i will explain
Troy
i just had to ask Harris what that means
Harris
It’s true
Luca
now that we have a chat for the gays is now a good time to tell you guys i have a boyfriend
WHAT

Cens🐴😫💦

Luca tell them what you just told me
Luca
bro
i told you that in confidence
i do not know what this means
i am always confident
Bood
what’s up Luca?
Dykstra
yeah man what did you tell him
Troy
what happens in the gay chat stays in the gay chat
Young
oh is this about your boyfriend
Luca
ya
Holmberg
WHAT???!!!?
YOU KNEW??
Young
ofc i knew
Luca is my best friend
Bood
there's a gay chat?
Shane
Don’t worry about it.
i cant believe this)))
my literal son told other people he got a boyfriend before he told ME😩
Shane
There There
Luca
i am not your son you dinosaur
DINOSAUR
i cannot believe this
insulted by my own rookie
Luca
not a rookie anymore
you will always be a rookie to me

Gay Cens🏳️‍🌈🥵

Luca
if it makes you feel better roz we started dating literally a week ago
and this chat was the second time i’d told anyone
Young only knew first bc of best friend privileges yaknow
i suppose this is okay😞
Shane
Sorry he’s dramatic
this is true
you know me so well malysh😘
Troy
his dramatics are why we love him
shut up barrett
Troy
ok nevermind you fucking loser freak
Harris
OOOO the girls are fighting
Shane wants me to say sorry
he does not understand this is how me and barrett show our love
but sorry i guess
Troy
never say that shit to me again
Shane
Is this actually how you two show love for each other?
Troy
yes
yes
Shane
Huh.
Okay then don’t listen to me. 😂
Troy
🫡
🫡
okay back to luca and his new boyfriend
tell us
is he hot?
Troy
finally asking the real questions
Luca
...
Shane
Come on Luca. It’s for very important scientific research.
Luca
fine
he’s very hot
Harris
OKAYYYY
Shane
🥳
GET IT LUCA
Harris
twink? Bear? give us details!
Shane
What do those words mean?
Nevermind Ilya just explained it to me.
Luca
youll have to see for yourselves when i bring him to the next barbecue
Shane
👀
Harris
oh alright!
can’t wait to meet him!
they grow up so fast😪

Cens🐴😫💦

Tue, Nov 3 at 11:37
Luca
Ilya and Shane try not to have sex so loud the entire hotel can hear challenge
level impossible
Bood
literally
can hear them going at it from across the hall
Wyatt
i did not need to know what russian dirty talk sounds like
Young
me and luca are literally cowering together
Dykstra
I do not envy you
Thank god I got a room down the hall
Luca
okay i think its over
oh
oh no
Young
not over
Troy
those two have stamina at levels us mere mortals can not comprehend
Bood
how long do we think they’re gonna go?
Dykstra
my moneys on all night
Holmberg
for haas and youngs sanity i pray its over within the hour
Wed, Nov 4 at 02:47
Dykstra
Any updates?
Luca
they finally stopped about an hour ago
Young
me and luca are traumatized😵‍💫
Bood
me and Wyatt too
Dykstra
😞✊
Wed, Nov 4 at 08:03
Shane
Sorry guys!
im not sorry

Gay Cens🏳️‍🌈🥵

Troy
okay real talk ilya what the hell are you doing when you give head i need to know
Harris
Oh my god
Troy
like its actually impressive how good shane makes it sound
these are secrets of the trade
you simply must be gifted talent like mine to know
Troy
come on dude im just trying to satisfy my man
Shane
It’s this thing he does with his tongue.
SHANE 😧
Troy
finally a real friend willing to answer my important questions
Luca
really the tongue makes or breaks a blow job
Troy
oh!
LUCA ⁉️
Luca
🤷
Harris
You people are insane