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1. Should I Jump out of the Window (What?) by Pookiebear_Rozanovs_Slut04

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Svetlana Vetrova
   • Rose Landry
   • Hayden Pike
   • Jackie Pike
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Social Media
   • Texting
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • They're so stupid lol
   • inspired by a tiktok
   • Secret Situationship
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova Friendship
   • good friends Hayden Pike & Jackie Pike
   • Good Friend Rose Landry
   • Good Friend Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • Shane Hollander is Stressed
   • but he's fine
   • no AI
   • Fuck AI
   • obligatory fuck the rangers
   • theyre in college but its not a major plot point
   • Modern Setting
   • they're all gen-z
   • so they text like gen-z
   • author is gen-z
   • Author is also sleep deprived
   • author needs to take a break from tiktok
   • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander is Obsessed With Ilya Rozanov
   • they're both obsessed with each other but don't know it
   • Miscommunication
   • hiding in a closet but it's not metaphor
   • Rose & Jackie & Hayden & JJ are gods strongest soldiers
   • OOC
   • Very OOC
   • heated rivalry but make them gen-z
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • it's not ai I promise I just like to use dashes

   Summary

   inspired by the DEJJJAAAA PLZ texts on tiktok bc i think they're so funny and its so situationship hollanov coded

   after a hookup with Ilya, Shane sees a notification on his phone from Svetlana ❤️ and Shane panicks because is he the other woman?

   It doesn't end the way he expects.

   But Ilya is panicking abt Sveta finding Shane in his room bc Ilya has been yearning and pining for his casual hookup buddy and Svetlana is sick of hearing about shane Hollander and would never let Ilya live that down.

   It also doesn't end the way he expects.

   Series

   • Part 6 of Hollanov fics to ease the pain till S2

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