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Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:54 PM
@everyone Today’s meeting has been delayed. I expect to see you all at 5 PM sharp.

Martin DuBois 11/13/2023 at 2:54 PM
That’s an unfortunate turn of events. I have already been waiting in the conference room. May I inquire about the cause of the delay?

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:54 PM
with two hours to burn we can have that karaoke party
no excuses about ✨important matters✨ this time

Yáo 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
We do still have important matters to attend to.

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
I say karaoke is important matter

Replying to message by: Martin DuBois That’s an unfortunate turn of events. I have already been waiting in the conference room. May I inquire about the cause of the delay?

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
My presence has been required by The Government

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
Which government

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
The Government

Gracen't 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
I really want to ask but I’m not sure I wanna know

Annie 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
What’s so important about this government?

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
We are keeping secret knowledge secret.

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 2:55 PM
I think I’m lost…

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:56 PM
Someone had just tweeted about the elephants holding the flat earth being hungry and not getting paid for their work.

Annie 11/13/2023 at 2:56 PM
what

Martin DuBois 11/13/2023 at 2:56 PM
That does sound like an important matter to attend to

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:56 PM
They need to be silenced.
We do pay the elephants.

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:56 PM
I’m sorry WHAT

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
I'm officially lost

Welcome, (Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV. We hope you brought pizza.
11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM

Annie 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
???

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
O_O

Gracen't 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
What the-

JustCarl 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
?

Lokken 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
What is that username..?

Yáo 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
I'm confused.

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
State your business. How did you get into this very much secured by our today's sponsor SouthVPN group chat?

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
iwvigeilfwyfidfl9e

Martin DuBois 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
I am very much taken aback.

Annie 11/13/2023 at 2:57 PM
What is going onnnn

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:57
I think we r collectively hallucinating rn
Unless that’s just me
It’s possible lmao

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 2:58 PM
Ummm… Hi????

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 2:58 PM
...

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:58 PM
Hello there

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:58 PM
State your business.

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 2:58
I just wanted to connect to Earth’s internet that’s all
I’m not sure how I’m here
This chat just popped up on my screen
Why’s the date set to IλVII

Annie 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
What’s IλVII

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
What do you mean Earth’s internet 😭

Gracen't 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
Who are you?

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
OH SHOOT
FLUFFY NUGGETS
PICKLED ICE CREAM ON A STICK
HOW
OIFE8SfSA0FY

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
…this might be the first time I ever saw someone swear like Grace

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
You’re right lmao

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
Last chance to tell us who you are before I kick you out

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM
I’m not sure how to even start-

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM
Alright then.

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV got yeeted from the server.
11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV hopped into the server
11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM
Hahaha you can’t kick me into the stratosphere this time! that feels very satisfying

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM
Am I the only one getting more concerned with every word I read from this person?

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM
I’m still wondering what ‘earth's internet’ is supposed to mean

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:00 PM
Oh, right the questions

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
Better answer them.

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
hey, what about my questions, question! Is the date really I∀/VI/IλVII

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
You’ll have to tell us what does that even mean first

Yáo 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
The date is 13/11/2023 if that’s what concerns you

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
...
I guess I’m the first person ever to send a message through spacetime
I’m beating all the intergalactic records lately…

Gracen't 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
spacetime?

Lokken 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
You were supposed to answer the questions, not give us more…

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
Um… what do you want to know then?

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
Who are you

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 2:59 PM
What you meant by ‘earth’s internet’

Lokken 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
What are the strange letters

Gracen't 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
Are you an alien?

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
...

Lokken 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
...

Yáo 11/13/2023 at 3:01 PM
...

Martin DuBois 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
No words

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
...

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
…

JustCarl 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
...

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
you know what? Valid. Are you an alien?

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
What? No!
...yes?
...
It’s complicated…

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
How.

XDimitri 11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
…why is this something you have to think about

Ole(slay)a
11/13/2023 at 3:02 PM
I thought I was joking 😭

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
Depends on the definition

JustCarl 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
???

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
If by an alien you mean extraterresital lifeform, then no

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
Thank god

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
If you mean a lifeform living on another planet long enough to get citizenship, then yes

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
😭😭😭

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
How, literally how???

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
I’m taking it back God, don’t get mad at me

Yáo 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
...

Gracen't 11/13/2023 at 3:03 PM
This is so cool
I mean, I’d never want to go to space much less stay there that long but still
That’s so cool

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
...

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
I guess that explains the internet thing…

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
Are these alien letters?

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
numbers, actually I didn’t even realize I was using them

Lokken 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
You still hadn’t told us who you are

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
...

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
Just tell us

Ole(slay)a 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
Pleaseeee we need to know so you can get a normal nickname!

Annie 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
Among other things

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:04 PM
I don’t think you wanna know…

Lokken 11/13/2023 at 3:05 PM
We really do

(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:05 PM
You really don’t. I know I don’t.

Yáo 11/13/2023 at 3:05 PM
I promise whatever it is won’t leave this server

Stratt 11/13/2023 at 3:05 PM
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(Iℓ+)λℓλ-I+∀ -λIV 11/13/2023 at 3:05 PM
Okay, okay just stop with the sponsor stuff 😭
There’s no easy way to say this-
imgracefromthefuturebye