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1. everybody hurry 'til the taxman comes by ddphan for namajague

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Alternate Universe
   • Vampires
   • Murder
   • Blood and Violence
   • Mild Gore
   • Freak4Freak Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Coming in Pants
   • Blood
   • Violence
   • Dubious Morality

   Summary

   Dan hates to be one of those angsty vampires who spend all of their free time brooding about their immortality, but he can't not be grumpy about the fact that Phil turned him all those years ago. It's not that Dan hates their life together, but he had never wanted to live forever and Phil knew that.

   Series

   • Part 5 of prompt fill drabbles

   Language:

   English

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   1,114

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