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1. Unstoppable Draco, Immovable Crookshanks by midnightbrushes, offthemap

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Crookshanks & Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter
   • Romance
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Adult Hermione Granger
   • Adult Draco Malfoy
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Humor
   • Happy Ending
   • Silly
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • POV Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Post-Battle of Hogwarts
   • Good Draco Malfoy
   • Protective Crookshanks
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit
   • Psycho-Simp Crookshanks
   • Crookshanks is a Little Shit (Harry Potter)
   • Cockblock Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Crookshanks Hates Draco Malfoy
   • Crookshanks Loves Draco Malfoy
   • Slow Burn
   • But the slow burn is Draco and Crookshanks
   • Simp Draco Malfoy
   • What wouldn’t Draco do to sleep with Hermione
   • Don Crookshanks is Meowfioso
   • Crooks is Batmanning Again
   • Show and Tell Fests

   Summary

   Crookshanks is a loyal cat. Smart, strong, and devoted. And he has vowed to protect Hermione at all costs, so long as they both shall live.

   As for this blond, pointy assailant invading his home? Placing his filthy paws upon his good lady? Well.

   Crookshanks isn’t afraid to get his claws dirty.

    

   Or: Crookshanks is The Dark Knight, the Godfather, and the dude from You all at once and Draco is not helping in the slightest.

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