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  1. The Case of the Donut Cushion by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)  

    19 May 2026

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    Sherlock opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again:

    ''I'm being dramatic? You are standing in my sitting room offering to apply ointment to my haemorrhoid!''

    ''Perianal venous thrombosis'' Mycroft corrected, with an almost imperceptible satisfaction. ''If you're going to suffer, at least use the correct medical term''

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