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1. aita for cheating on my wife in the next room over even though it's literally just on my phone? by avolitionist

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
   • John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde (mentioned)
   • June Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
   • John Egbert
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Texting
   • Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)
   • Masturbation
   • Cheating
   • The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy
   • DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY
   • Orgasm Delay
   • ish
   • no nuts busted in this one boys
   • this is hard to tag
   • POV Second Person
   • POV John Egbert
   • Canon-Typical Awkwardness
   • just a quick one for da lolz
   • sorry roxy luv u
   • Very light masochism
   • tagging junerezi because all jegbert is june to me this is just before shes figured that out

   Summary

   picture this: we r in candy epilogues. john is supposed to be getting it on with roxy but he is having an anxiety attack and cant get it up. terezi vaguely helps him out. end of summary

   CHAPTER 2 IS JUST AN SR ACCESSIBLE VERSION THIS IS A ONESHOT!!!!!!! OK bye

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