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Shinya watches Katsuki punch through another wall that this villain keeps building every time he gets close.
"Dammit," sneers Katsuki as he glares at yet another wall being built. "You coward! Face me like a damn woman! The fuck are you doing hiding behind these shitty walls, huh?!"
Shinya moves, his quirk making it easy to slip around the walls and come around behind the villain undetected.
"Playing with you is so much fun, Dynamight! Your anger feeds me! Wait— What?! Who are you to interrupt my play time with Dynamight?!" the woman is dressed in a skintight leather that's bright pink with holes cut into it like a four-year-old got a hold of scissors for the first time and chose violence.
"I am tired of watching you toy with my Sunshine," replies Shinya in a bored tone as he watches the walls fall because of the cuffs around her wrists. "We were supposed to be having dinner."
"Shinya!" Katsuki's voice holds relief and excitement, and Shinya can't help but smile as their eyes meet. "I'm sorry I'm running late. This dumbass got loose, and I caught her last time. So, of course, I got stuck with the call."
"It's okay this time, but only because you called," replies Shinya as he passes the villain off to the Shouto as he approaches. "Keep track of this one. If she gets free again, Katsuki and I will not be available. Keep that in mind because it's our anniversary, and he was supposed to be home an hour ago."
"Does that mean that the city will be exploded if we have to call again?" asks Shouto with a bemused grin as Hawks lands next to him, a red wing curling around his shoulder. "Because I gotta say, I would love to see that around my father's house, if we can arrange it."
"Keep that idiot locked up, and I'll explode your father in the morning, Halfie," says Katsuki as he stands next to Shinya, leaning into him just a bit.
"Wait, wait, wait!" squeals the villain that Shinya hasn't learned the name of yet. If she continues being a problem, he will have to figure that out. "My Dynamight is taken?! By you?! Who even are you?!"
"He's my fiancé, and who the fuck said I was yours?" asks Katsuki in irritation as his hands pop.
"He's old," gags the villain as she glares at Shinya who simply arches a brow back. "I'm much better for you, Dynamight. How could you choose someone so… gross… I'm right here! His proposal probably wasn't even good enough for your status. I could do better, I know it!"
"I proposed to him, you fucking idiot," snorts Katsuki with an eye roll as he puts his hand son his hips. "I don't know who the hell you're calling old either. You're older than him, firstly. But even if you weren't, I'm demi, and you could fucking never."
"You're mine, Dynamight! You were always meant to be mine! How dare you seduce him, you filthy—" the villain is clearly prepared to rant on and on, and Shinya groans in annoyance to cut her off.
"This is getting tiring," says Shinya when the villain scoffs in response. "He's my fiancé, you couldn't be with him even if you tried your hardest because all you do is piss him off. Honestly, even if you weren't a villain, you wouldn't have a chance. Let's be real here, You, Dynamight requires a lot of love and care, but without all of… this."
He gestures to her with an eye roll before he turns to Katsuki, grabs him by the cut in his gear and tugs him in. He presses a gentle kiss to Katsuki's forehead and watches his fiancé melt.
"You can't—" the villain yells, but Katsuki sets off an explosion.
"Shut the fuck up while I enjoy my fiancé's kisses dammit!" huffs Katsuki as he glares at her before turning to Shinya, face soft and eyes shining with hope. "Keep going, Doll. I want them all."
"As you wish, Sunshine," replies Shinya softly before starting again. He presses a kiss to Katsuki's forehead, his nose, left cheek, right cheek, chin, then his lips. "There. Better?"
"Not quite, but since there are cameras, I guess I can wait for a proper kiss," says Katsuki with a teasing tone before he kisses Shinya quickly as well. "You two have her, right, Halfie? I'd like to get my fiancé home to the dinner he made for us to enjoy."
"Go enjoy your anniversary," Shouto's snorting as he looks between them. "Just remember that you both are supposed to go to UA tomorrow. Izuku will be disappointed if you sleep in and miss the exercise that he wanted your help with."
"We won't be late," replies Katsuki with an eye roll.
"Dynamight!" the villain hollers in anger. "You can't choose that man over me!"
"Get rid of her, before I do it for you," says Shinya darkly as he glares at the woman dragging things out.
"Why does that sound like a threat?" asks the woman with a scowl.
Hawks chuckles as Shouto snorts, and Shinya looks at her, eyes as cold as his voice and replies, "Because that's what it is. If I get rid of you, there won't be a trial. You've come after my fiancé, Villain, and I'm rather protective of the man I love."
"You would kill me?" asks the villain with a gasp, clearly trying to make a scene.
"Heh," Katsuki's all smirks as he tucks himself into Shinya's side. "Oh, killing you would be too kind."
"Damn right," replies Shinya as he looks at her coolly. "I'd send you back to America to be tried for every single crime they have on your record. Actually, let's go ahead and do it anyway since you thought yourself worthy of my Sunshine and interrupted the dinner we planned down to the last minute."
"You can't do that!" exclaims the villain angrily as she tries to jerk free from the hold on her arms.
"I can, and they will make sure it happens," replies Shinya with a shrug before turning to Katsuki with soft eyes. "Let's go see if I can salvage dinner, Sunshine."
"I'll fly us, Doll," murmurs Katsuki with a soft smile, eyes shining with the love that Shinya's known was for him for years now.
Shinya simply hums, then he picks Katsuki up instead and says, "I drove here, Sunshine. Let me drive us instead."
Katsuki's cheeks burned, eyes rolling because he hates being picked up in public, but he replies, "Alright. I'll give you a reason to smile before we get back to the house then."
Shinya smirks as he kisses his temple before carrying him around the villain and towards the car he'd sped to the scene in. He lets Katsuki down on the sidewalk by the car, knowing that he's probably going to get an earful for picking him up, even if Katsuki really likes it in the privacy of their own home. Shinya pulls the door open, and his lips curve into a gentle smile as Katsuki climbs in.
They'll salvage their anniversary dinner, and Shinya will enjoy the show that will be the villain finally getting as far away from his fiance as possible.
"I love it when you're jealous, Doll," whispers Katsuki as Shinya starts the car.
"I know you do, Sunshine," replies Shinya as a warm hand slides up the inside of his thigh while he pulls onto the road. "Just like you know that I love it when you claim me as yours."
"Because you've been mine since I turned twenty and finally got you to let me pursue you," murmurs Katsuki leans over and trails kisses from his ear down his neck, hand still moving, slowly. "Let me remind you of how much you enjoy my claim."
Shinya groans, eyes going half-lidded as he focuses on the road. But Katsuki takes it for the agreement that it is, knowing him far too well, and he reaches up to press the button for self-driving before popping the button of Shinya's slacks.
Thank god for tinted windows and self-driving cars.