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1. Alhaitham's Guide to Successfully Ragebaiting Your Roommate by Anonymous

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 May 2026

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   • Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Eavesdropping
   • Mutual Pining
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Loud Sex
   • Alhaitham is a Mess (Genshin Impact)
   • Pathetic Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Bickering
   • Pathetic Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh is a Mess (Genshin Impact)
   • Awkward Romance
   • Hand Jobs
   • Grinding
   • Frottage
   • Coming in Pants
   • Sub Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Hard of Hearing Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Degradation Kink
   • Kitchen Sex
   • Non-Penetrative Sex
   • Idiots in Love
   • Arguing
   • Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Desperate Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • bickering as foreplay
   • oh my god they were roommates
   • Alhaitham whimpers in this fic
   • Aftercare
   • They're definitely going for round 2

   Summary

   Everybody needs some way of winding down after work. Kaveh's roommate just happens to have a habit of using "physical activity" to relieve stress.

   Kaveh understands. Really, he does. His roommate is a little hard of hearing, and it can't be easy being the Grand Sage.

   ....But does Alhaitham really need to be quite so loud when satisfying his urges? Why does it always have to be late at night? Why are their walls so thin?

   And even worse, why is he calling Kaveh's name?!?

   After a few weeks, Kaveh has no other choice but to confront him. This is a last ditch effort to save his sleep schedule! (...and his sanity.)

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