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Absolute Sex Ed for Absolute Idiots by inkinverse
Fandoms: Absolute Batman (Comics), Absolute Superman (DC Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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Summary
Kal-El has super senses, zero human sexual experience, and a deeply inconvenient reaction to the way Bruce smells after a fight.
Bruce Wayne has open wounds, terrible coping mechanisms, and enough poor judgment to turn “what do you know about sex?” into a hands-on demonstration.
