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1. Absolute Sex Ed for Absolute Idiots by inkinverse

   Fandoms: Absolute Batman (Comics), Absolute Superman (DC Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kal-El/Bruce Wayne (Absolute DCU)
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Kal-El (Absolute DCU)
   • Bruce Wayne (Absolute DCU)
   • Porn with Feelings
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Alien Biology
   • Scent Kink
   • Musk Scent
   • Smut
   • Alien Cultural Differences
   • Injured Bruce Wayne
   • Wound Care
   • Sexual Tension
   • Consensual Sex
   • Sex Education
   • Horniness
   • Size Kink
   • Bruce Wayne Has a Large Penis
   • Body Worship
   • Innocence

   Summary

   Kal-El has super senses, zero human sexual experience, and a deeply inconvenient reaction to the way Bruce smells after a fight.

   Bruce Wayne has open wounds, terrible coping mechanisms, and enough poor judgment to turn “what do you know about sex?” into a hands-on demonstration.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,549

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

   37

   Kudos:

   455

   Bookmarks:

   70

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