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1. ‧₊˚🕷𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖠𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖣𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖲𝗉𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋-𝖬𝖺𝗇 𝖨𝗌 𝖠𝖻𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝖨𝗇𝗇𝗈𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍 (𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖠𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖤𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽)🕸️ྀི by StarEater_04

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Past Peter Parker & Michelle J. Jones (mentioned)
   • Avengers Team & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
   • Tony Stark
   • Clint Barton
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Steve Rogers
   • Bruce Banner
   • Sam Wilson
   • Michelle J. "MJ" Jones
   • Ned Leeds
   • Matt Murdock (cameo)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Humor
   • Comedy
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Crack
   • unhinged energy
   • domestic fluff (eventually)
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Off-Screen Hookups
   • Public Indecency (implied
   • played for laughs)
   • Tony Stark Needs Therapy
   • Tony Stark Has a Breakdown
   • Clint Barton is Done
   • Clint Barton Faints
   • Steve Rogers is Disappointed (and also horrified)
   • Natasha Romanov Knows Everything (and is entertained)
   • Bruce Banner is the Only Sane Man
   • MJ Knows Everything (and is tired)
   • Ned Leeds is a Good Friend (and a bad gambler)
   • Bisexual Peter Parker
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love (they're just disasters)
   • promise rings
   • Engagement
   • Getting Together (Sort Of)
   • Situationship to Engagement Pipeline
   • Wade Wilson Has an Oral Fixation (affectionate)
   • Peter Parker is Not Innocent (sorry Tony)
   • Spider-Man & Deadpool Make Out on Rooftops
   • viral video
   • Matt Murdock is a Menace (affectionate)
   • wedding planning chaos
   • Chimichangas
   • Tony Stark Needs a Drink
   • Tony Stark Needs A Xanax
   • Tony Stark Needs A Clone (so he can strangle it instead of Peter)
   • Tony Stark's Therapy Bill (itemized)
   • No Beta We Die Like Clint's Sanity
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • Avengers Compound is a Disaster Zone
   • Read at Your Own Risk (of laughter-induced injury)
   • Crack Taken Completely Seriously Until It's Not
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Deadpool Would Approve (derogatory AND complimentary)

   Summary

   Five times the Avengers noticed something weird about Spider-Man's love life, and the one time they got the full, unhinged truth.

   Or: Peter Parker is tired, engaged, and done hiding his bisexual disaster self. The Avengers are not prepared.

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