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two stanley cups, forty million net worth and zero orgasms by BINARYZERO
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 May 2026
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“Baby, you’ll never find someone if you’re that scared of meeting people.”
“Leave him alone, Rosy,” Jackie waves a hand in the air: “He’ll find someone when he’s ready.”
“It’s not that—” Shane’s words wobble out like a whisper, like his tongue turned to rubber because of the alcohol.
Rose is too invested in her thesis to even pay him attention: “I’m just saying! It’s for his health! I don’t think he should be spending all of his heats alone, that’s it. It can’t be healthy.”
It’s not that—I have this—this thing—
“I don’t think I can orgasm,” he blurts out.
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Or the one where Shane Hollander, at twenty seven, is the first male-omega captain of the Montreal Metros. Under his belt, he has two Stanley Cups, forty million dollars of net worth and zero orgasms. This must change. (Rose suggests a check up might help). (Jackie knows a great gynecologist downtown).