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I hate you like I hate dinosaurs

Summary:

First day of work and Sasuke already hates it here

“And here is the dinosaur wing!” Says the pink hair girl

Sasuke never really cared for dinosaurs and did not know anything about them either. So he wasn’t paying attention to Sakura he only cared about the aquatic animals

!CRASH!

Before Sasuke knew it he was on the floor with a … hot blonde on top of him??

OR

Naruto is a gigantic dinosaur nerd who Sasuke falls for HARD

Notes:

Hiii this is my first fic ever so if it isn’t good pleasessssss don’t skin me 💔 but I wanted to do this because I felt like if Naruto knew about dinosaurs he would completely be a dinosaur nerd and plus I don’t really know how museum jobs work so it might just seem like some bullshit 💔 but I am also a really big dinosaur nerd so all of the dinosaurs facts n stuff are true!! Well ima stop yip yapping happy reading!!

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Chapter Text

Tuesday 11:34 AM

“You will be a great hire Sasuke! Now get out I have paper work to do”

”thank you ms tsunade” maybe working at a museum will be not as hard as Sasuke thought, as long as he could work in the aquarium part of it he will be fine 

“eek!! You must be our new hire!!” Sasuke looks up to find a pink haired girl, she’s wearing a pencil skirt with a loose white blouse with white pump heels she looks too excited for Sasuke which creeps him out a little 

“sakura what did I say about coming into my office randomly?!” Coming from tsunade as she stands up from her chair, tsunade sighs as she points to Sakura “Sasuke this is Sakura she works mainly with the space wing of the museum, she will be giving you a tour of the museum and showing you where you will be mainly working.” She shifts her gaze to Sakura. “ Sakura this is Sasuke, you will treat him with respect and give him his respected boundaries,” a long pause stretches between all of them, “now get out of my office I have paperwork to do.” 

As Sasuke gets out of the designated guest chair he was sitting he’s pulled out of the office with enough force to make him fly which definitely caught him off guard. 

once in the hallway Sakura starts to speak “oh my god I’ve been waiting for a new hire!! Ever since choji left I’ve been managing both the space and Aquarium wings which has been literally hell on earth like-“

she was blabbering a lot so Sasuke started slowly to space out on all of the exhibits he was being shown he noticed there was a pretty big exhibit for the prehistoric creatures, Sasuke never really cared for dinosaurs or prehistoric animals in general if you asked him to name a dinosaur the only one he could think of is the one with the “teeth” so that about sums it up for him.

But Sakura pulled him out of his thoughts when she said “aquarium”

“So the aquarium and dinosaur exhibit are right next to eachother! But it is a requirement to show the Dinosaur exhibit.”

’why is it a requirement?? I don’t care for dinosaurs’ Sasuke thought to himself.

”why is it a requirement?” Spoke Sasuke.

”oh! It’s because you have to know the layout Incase of emergency and if someone lost a valuable you might have to take them there. But Naruto is a total nerd about dinosaurs he never shuts up about them!! I can never escape if I talk to him during work hours. But outside of work he’s a pretty cool person.” A long pause awakes between them, Sakura turns to Sasuke on her heel “ oh don’t tell him I said that he would never leave me alone about it.” 

wow this Naruto guy sounds like a total pain in my as- 

Very fast footsteps can be heard hurling toward the two. 

“SAKURAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

’CRASH’ 

Sasuke finds himself on the floor with a very heavy weight on top of him he looks up to see a very not the most beautiful man Sasuke has EVER seen 

the Man had shaggy blonde hair poking out in all kinds of directions and had the most beautiful blue eyes Sasuke has ever seen, it reminded him of the beaches and the ocean. Sasuke could swim in those eyes for hours he had broad shoulders and definitely not a beautiful face, Definitely.

“Oh my god Naruto! Get up and apologize!”

The blonde finally fully opens his eyes and his face turns a deep crimson red which could make a tomato jealous, he looks at Sasuke then jumps to his feet almost falling 

“Sorry man! Didn’t see you there!”

The blonde puts out his hand for Sasuke to take. Sasuke rolls his eyes and gets up on his own.

”you need to pay attention more” as Sasuke gets a better look at the blonde Sasuke realizes he’s a bit taller than Sasuke himself. Not to much of a height difference just a little which irritates Sasuke for some odd reason.

The blonde had a look of confusion and concern. But soon blurted out -

“the names Naruto uzumaki! Y’know y’know??” Then Naruto puts out his hand again hoping for a handshake.

“so this is the Naruto guy Sakura was talking about?” Sasuke thought to himself 

“Sasuke uchiha.”

naruto puts his hand away feeling embarrassed hoping Sasuke didn’t notice,

sakura sighs and starts speaking “ Naruto you have to watch where you are running to this is the 3rd time this has happened” as Sakura slaps a hand on her forehead,

”Naruto this is Sasuke, he is our new hire for the aquarium wing, I was giving him a tour of the museum.” Sakura says as she points her hand toward sasuke. 

“Sasuke this is Naruto I was telling you about. He is the “paleontologist” she says putting her hands up in quotation mark movements.

”hey! I am a really paleontologist and you’re just jealous!!” naruto says looking at sakura with a playful rage 

“Yeah sure Naruto I’m so jealous of your so real job that you so totally work as.” Sakura says sounding tired of Naruto’s shenanigans.

Naruto huffs and starts to speak ”anyways Sasuke what’s your favorite dinosaur!! I need to know if I can trust you” as he suspiciously points his index finger at sasuke.

“Uh..the one with teeth?” Sasuke says as he gives a deadpan stare.

a long pause stretches between the three of them. Naruto looks at Sasuke if he had just been shot and buried in someone’s backyard. 

“WHATTT??!!! You seriously don’t know any Dinosaurs?? Not even the Tyrannosaurus rex?!” Naruto starts to blabble about Dinosaurs and how it’s just impossible for Sasuke to not atleast know what a triceratops is? Sasuke is just about to speak as Sakura steps up and takes Sasuke with her saying “we better get out of here before he starts to yap about dinosaur shit”

as Sasuke and Sakura walk away Naruto is still blabbing about dinosaurs.

 

“Naruto huh?” 

“He seems like a total pain in the ass”