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    Sasuke is horrible at flirting with Naruto. Naruto is horrible at being flirted at by Sasuke.

    Things sort of...devolve from there.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    For years, Naruto chased after Sasuke, and every time, Sasuke pushed him away. It was what he thought he wanted, but when the war ended and Naruto let him go, Sasuke found himself truly alone.

    What if it wasn't what he wanted anymore?

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    31 Mar 2026

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    That leaves Naruto, alone with Sasuke, for one hour.  One hour he can get a little flirting in, flush it out of his system, keeping Sasuke occupied while simultaneously having a little fun.

    Besides, when Sakura shows up, Sasuke will be so enamoured by her, he’ll forget all about Naruto anyway.  He’ll realise he should have invited Sakura to be his date from the beginning, and Naruto, having known this all along, will have not lost a thing, and been able to engage in some fun, yet entirely harmless, flirting with a cute boy on a Friday night before he has to crawl back into his assignment dungeon.

    He’s letting off steam.  Relieving some stress.

    No harm in getting his heart a little wet in the process.

    Sakura's crush on Sasuke is beginning to get out of hand, and no one can see it but Naruto. He tries his best to be supportive, always her best friend and wingman, by getting close to Sasuke so he can push them together. His plan kind of backfires when Sasuke becomes interested in someone else instead: him.

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    28 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    If some doomsayer were to foresee Naruto Uzumaki’s downfall at the hands of ink and parchment, he would have rolled his eyes. Maybe cuffed Sai around the back of the head, for good measure.

    The reality is far more cruel, and far more mundane.

    Over four years, there are a series of letters. They are sent by the only person capable of bringing him to his knees. The words alone are enough to ruin him.

    Now, if you were to tell him that; he would have believed you.

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    25 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    The door was slightly ajar, and he could see light spilling out into the hallway. He pressed himself against the wall and listened.
    "—told you, the restraints are completely unnecessary," came a familiar voice. Naruto! He was alive!
    "I like the restraints," came another voice, lower and smoother. Shadow Strike. "They suit you."
    Konohamaru's blood boiled. How dare that villain tie up his mentor! He'd show him what happened when you messed with the heroes of Konoha City!
    He burst through the door, ready to deliver his perfectly practiced hero speech about justice and friendship and the power of believing in yourself.
    "Freeze, villain! Release my—oh god, oh god, oh GOD!"

     

    or: Konohamaru sets out to rescue his mentor from a notorious villain—only to walk in on them making out. Now he’s questioning everything: hero codes, romantic ethics, and why the villain’s office has such good lighting.

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    20 Mar 2026