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1. Never Getting Laid by notneverland06

   Fandoms: Southland (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   24 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sammy Bryant/Reader
   • Sammy Bryant/You
   • Shawn Hatosy/Reader
   • Sammy/Reader - Relationship
   • Sammy Bryant
   • Ben Sherman
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Happy Ending
   • Reader with a backbone
   • Slight themes of misogyny
   • Reader gets her lick back
   • Brief sexual harassment but nothing explicit

   Summary

   We were so happy / Why not mix it up?
   I think this schedule could be very nice / Call up the boys and crack a Miller Light / Watch the fight / Us girls are fun but stressful / Am I right? / And you got a right hand anyway
   ***
   Overview: You knew it was a risk, dating a cop and all, but Sammy is different. Or, he was, at least. He was probably the best boyfriend you've ever had, the only one you ever saw yourself getting serious with. But then, he had to go and make buddy-buddy with the assholes in his department. Now your sweet boyfriend is gone and you're left picking up the pieces.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Man's Best Friend

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,791

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   57

   Bookmarks:

   9

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   651