Man's Best Friend
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Man-child / Why you always come a-running to me? / Fuck my life / Won't you let an innocent woman be? / (Why so sexy if so dumb?) / And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them
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You're the Codys' new neighbor. You seem boring enough, not much of a threat. But Smurf and Baz are interested in that cushy new job at the bank you'd told them about.
So they send in Pope, hoping to get some decent information out of you. And he knows the rules, don't fall for the marks. But you make it impossible to stick to that rule and Smurf sees that as a threat. She sees you as a threat.
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- Part 1 of Man's Best Friend
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Another part of my Man’s Best Friend Series
Overview: A slump is too kind a word to describe what you're going through. Doesn't matter how old they are. All men seem to want the same thing: sex. Players don't even know how to play anymore, not even bothering to pretend to be gentlemen before they get in your pants.
You're this close to swearing off men forever when you have the sudden realization that your attending is just what you're looking for. He doesn't seem to realize how far putting together your new furniture will get him.
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- Part 2 of Man's Best Friend
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It feels like just yesterday / He wanted all four of my personalities / Now I don't recognize this /Stranger
He used to be literally obsessed with me / I'm suddenly the least sought after girl in the land / Oh my man on his willpower / Is something I don't under / Something I don't understand
Overview: You and your bodyguard have a closer bond than your father will ever be aware of. While he's sending you off to rich boy suitors, you've got a real man waiting for you just outside the restaurant.
But a bad date with a worse daddy's boy leads to Logan suddenly going distant. No more fraternizing on the job, no more secreteive room inspections safe from your father's eye. He used to be obsessed with you, and now you might as well be talking to a brick wall. What went wrong?
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- Part 3 of Man's Best Friend
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We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night by notneverland06
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
19 May 2026
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Bullshit repeats itself / Is that how the saying goes? / Been here a thousand times / Selective memory though
You say we're drifting apart / I said "yeah I fucking know" / Big deal we've been here before and we'll be here tomorrow
Overview: A headass couple: people acting in a "slightly delusional, somewhat cheesy bubble," oblivious to how cringy or ridiculous they appear to others.
For some reason, you'd thought yourself to be the untouchable exception to the rule that all relationships eventually hit a rough patch. Peter and you were perfect, best friends first, and then dating. There wasn't a better match than the two of you. Except, of course, until there was. Your perfect image is shattered as you realize he's hiding more from you than you'll ever know. After a rough breakup, only one person seems able to cheer you up. A certain webbed viglinate. But, wait... why does his voice sound so familiar?
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- Part 4 of Man's Best Friend
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Sugar Talking by notneverland06, scribesofvalar
Fandoms: Smallville, Superman - All Media Types
18 May 2026
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Put your loving where your mouth is / Yeah your paragraphs mean shit to me
Saying that you miss me / Boy do you want a prize? / You're havin' these epiphanies / Big word for a real small mind / And aren't you tired of saying a whole lot of nothing?
Overview: You grew up in Smallville with Clark, earned the same intership as him and then followed down the same career path. Still, that doesn't make you best friends. Just the occasional acquaintance he can share a small-town anecdote with.
Lois thinks differently, constantly teasing the two of you about being the perfect Smalltown Couple. You wished that were true, wished that Clark looked at you the way you looked at him. Unless... Are you just really bad at picking up hints? There was that one time he took you out to dinner, but colleagues do that kind of thing all the time....
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- Part 5 of Man's Best Friend
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I think it's time we took a break / So I can grow emotionally / That's what he said to me
All my friends in love and I'm the one / They call for a third wheeling / Probably should have guessed / He's like the rest / So fine and so deceiving
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Overview: You've been his partner for years, but one fight with his wife and he's willing to throw it all away just for a brief night of relief. Now, your life is ruined and you don't want to ever see him again. But the death of your friend brings you back together and suddenly, you're backed into a corner you don't know how to escape from. (Basic knowledge of the show Southland is helpful but not necessary as this follows some plot points).
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- Part 6 of Man's Best Friend
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We were so happy / Why not mix it up?
I think this schedule could be very nice / Call up the boys and crack a Miller Light / Watch the fight / Us girls are fun but stressful / Am I right? / And you got a right hand anyway
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Overview: You knew it was a risk, dating a cop and all, but Sammy is different. Or, he was, at least. He was probably the best boyfriend you've ever had, the only one you ever saw yourself getting serious with. But then, he had to go and make buddy-buddy with the assholes in his department. Now your sweet boyfriend is gone and you're left picking up the pieces.Series
- Part 7 of Man's Best Friend
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You've been the awkward friend forever. Always lingering in the background of Stu and Billy's lives, never quite fitting in with their other friends. But when their current girlfriends are tired of worrying about your relationship with their boyfriends, they offer you a makeover. You just hadn't thought it would have made Billy and Stu so angry.
Apparently, doing your makeup isn't very final girl behavior. Whatever that means...
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- Part 8 of Man's Best Friend
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What you had thought was the healthiest relationship you had in years ended in tears and being ghosted. Which is impressive considering he's your damn attending. You see each other every day and he can hardly look at you.
That is, until Santos convinces you it's a good idea to go out and get tipsy. But brokenhearted + drunk = waking up in your ex's bed. How the hell are you getting out of this one?
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- Part 9 of Man's Best Friend
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You were just in the wrong place at the wrong time, a tale as old as time. Just like the one where they tell you about pretty, naive, broke girls getting swept off their feet by the murdering, satanic-worshipping rich man stalking them.
Oh... Do they not tell that one?
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- Part 10 of Man's Best Friend
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Goodbye / Means that you're losing me for life / Can't call it love then call it quits / Can't shoot me down then shoot the shit / Did you forget that it was you who said / Goodbye / So you don't get to be the one who cries / Can't have your cake and eat it too / By walking out that means you choose / Goodbye
Overview: You loved Andrew, even if that meant accepting he would always be in love with someone else. But things changed between you before he went to jail. You thought that maybe you finally meant something. Then you get the letter he'd meant to send to Cath and you have to accept that he never saw you as anything but an easy lay.
You left the Codys behind years ago. Now, Pope's at your door and you don't know what to do with the story he's telling you.
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- Part 11 of Man's Best Friend