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1. The Bludgeonings of Chance by toomanybats for SoUsernamesHaveThePotentialToBe40Letters

   Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jun 2026

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   • John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • John "Soap" MacTavish
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • John Price (Call of Duty)
   • Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
   • Alien Biology
   • Alien Sex
   • Alien/Human Relationships
   • Alien Gender/Sexuality
   • Alien Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Shapeshifting
   • Alien John Price (Call of Duty)
   • First Time
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Getting Together
   • Monsters
   • Dry Humping
   • Blow Jobs
   • Electricity
   • but in a horny way
   • Yearning
   • Bottom Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Top John "Soap" MacTavish

   Summary

   Soap feels a little nervous, always does with a new specimen, especially one who presents a whole helping of the unknown. He glances down again at the manifest in front of him:

   Specimen 22147.
   Species: Unknown
   Appearance: Subject to change
   Height: Varies
   Language: Unknown
   Threat Level: High
   Name: Unknown, assigned name 'Ghost' during retrieval

   Well Ghost, Soap thinks as he stands with the crack of popping joints and faces the doors of the mooring ship, welcome to Knoll.

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