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Jojo !! seeing BTS @banjojorhyme • 23h ago
Why am I the only mf on #Rydertwt mentioning this?? Hellooooo????? I never thought I'd miss his batshit fangirls until now.
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A blurry photo of Tom Ryder outside a nightclub, standing close in front of an unidentified, light-haired man and almost fully blocking him from view with his body while guiding him toward a car.
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Mads ⭑ @ryderonfilmz • 23h
Girl nobody is talking abt it because the quality is ass. You could tell me that was the dog from blues clues and I'd believe you…
Do yk the muffin man? @darline4u • 21h
Uh leave him alone? So what if he's dating somebody, he's a real person you know?
Pie || examposting :( @H0TLIKE7 • 21h
Replying to @darline4u
Tom Ryder is a man whore so actually shut up! He's not gonna choose you just because you ride his dick on Twitter!
Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 21h
Hold on is that Colt Seavers? Have I….. have I WON? I WON……. I WON??!?!?!?!!!!
Lux has luck ! @swisscheeseandrhy • 20h
@grok who is that in the picture?
Grok ✓ @grok • 20h
Replying to @swisscheeseandrhy
The picture shows Tom Ryder, a well known actor for sci-fi and action movies, and an unidentified partner outside of the bar 'five stubborn rabbits'.
The full image has a lowered quality due to repeated downloads, and it… show more.
Ryder hourly @tomryderfiles • 20h
LOVE OR LUST? SCANDAL OR PR?
Tom Ryder spotted with an unidentified male late Friday night, caught in a steamy and passionate act!
Who is this man? Is it an up and coming actor or crew member, a regular Ryder-mandated fling or even long time stunt double COLT SEAVERS?
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A grainy paparazzi photo taken through a partially opened car window at night, showing Tom Ryder leaning across the seat to kiss an unidentified male obscured mostly by shadows and the glass reflection.
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Flora !! Filmtwt grind @p1nkpuffles • 19h
Bro steamy where? They're kissing, since when did twitter become puritan?
𑣲⋆Pickles @threeblindmice • 19h
Replying to @p1nkpuffles
"Back in me olden days Twitter used to be a porn site" stfu freak.
Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 18h
YES IT IS COLT SEAVERS!! the jaw is exactly the same!!!!!!
Mads ⭑ @ryderonfilmz • 18h
Replying to @thatstuntgirly
Delusional hoe bag alert!
Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 18h
Replying to @ryderonfilmz
Stay mad bitch, #tomcolt is sailing and ur just pissed he didn't pick you.
Mads ⭑ @ryderonfilmz • 18h
Replying to @thatstuntgirly
dude I like girls…
kay >⩊< @TOMTHIRST • 17h
The “that’s Colt Seavers” people are actually INSANE btw like Colt hates Tom's guts and it's so obvious they only stand each other for the sake of film. Every bts pic looks like a divorced custody hearing.
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Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 17h
Wait… is this fucking play about us?
kay >⩊< @TOMTHIRST • 17h
Replying to @thatstuntgirly
Just you bae!
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em' @pissonmycereal • 15h
You people are LAUGHING but explain this then?
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Blurry shot of Tom Ryder and the man walking side by side down a city street, heads slightly turned away from the camera. The image is cropped next to a behind the scenes photo of Colt Seavers holding up a harness like a caught fish.
same nose! same shoulders! same stupid coat!
THAT IS COLT SEAVERS.
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Echo x @sonorousmetals • 14h
Literally !! The jacket specifically like I swear there's not a single bts pic of Colt without it on!!
Lana's sugarbaby ✮ @pointnshootcam • 14h
not Tom Ryder soft launching a man who (from the half an eye we can see deadass) looks terrified every time a camera points at him
need someone to rescue that woodland creature IMMEDIATELY!
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Blurry shot of Tom and the man walking side by side down a city street, heads slightly turned away from the camera.
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em' @pissonmycereal • 14h
It's Colt Seavers! He doesn't need saving he's a big boy!
Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 13h
Yah so it's actually Colt Seavers aka his long term stunt man, stop spreading misinformation. It's offensive to Tom, Colt AND their relationship!
M.I.A @starlightdizzy • 13h
This man is Colt Seavers. Stop being a psycho bitch and trying to silence queer voices BITCH.
M.I.A @starlightdizzy • 12h
Replying to @starlightdizzy
[attached link: coordinates.]
◌ Follow
Lana's sugarbaby ✮
@pointnshootcam
photography student :) @lana2cool's 4lifer !! DNI TOMCOLT SHIPPERS !!
⚲ She/they ☰ joined sep 2018 >
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Lana's sugarbaby ✮ @pointnshootcam • 11h
That's it! You Tomcolt fans are actually nuts! If another one of you psychos attempt to doxx me, I am going to find, report and file a case against you. A friendly reminder that doxxing and/or threat is punishable by law even if online!
Not Lana del rey @lana2cool • 11h
The whole situation with @pointnshootcam on #rydertwt is actually disgusting! You guys need to stop being parasocial and pretending stuntmen give a fuck about their 'fans' like actually get a life you incels.
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Do yk the muffin man? @darline4u • 11h
Rydertwt is cesspool, glad we all finally agree.
Dana ! Follow limit ! @danishbiscuits • 10h
Why would somebody not appreciate their fans… aka people who idolise them and think what they do is cool…? Like I get what your saying but damn stuntmen deserve some grace too
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Jody <3
Today 12:42 AM
Are you cheating on me?
WHAT THE FUCK
NO?
WITH WHO?
You don't sound too sure…
I AM SO SURE
Fine.
Look at this when you can.
Https://x.com/banjojorhyme/status
Today 02:43 PM
YOUTHRIUGHT ICHET ON YOU?
*WAS CHEATING
*YOU THOUGHT
AUTOCORECT
SRY
WITH THOMAS RYDER?
Colt… it literally looks like you…
https://x.com/pissonmycereal/status
GET OFF TWITTER
or don’t
because you are you're own person and it’s totally cool
i don't control you
BUT I SWEAR THAT’S NOT ME
JODY I PROMISE I PROMISE I PROMISE
PLEASE BELIEVE ME
I’M On My Way!
DUCK
*FUCK
AUTOCORRECT
I’M COMING TO YOU
STAY THERE
You don't need to Jesus Christ, you're working
I’m just a freaked out
He's literally wearing YOUR jacket
The stupid Miami Vice one
Wait I'll show you
NO MORE TWITTER!!!
I thought I was my own person?
proceed
https://x.com/sonorousmetals/status
I just don't want to find out about this
ON TWITTER!!!!!
So unless this is a deepfake or a cosplayer
Or EVERYBODY is just delusional
CONFESS!
Today 02:57 PM
is that Ry?
What?
yeah no
that has to be Ry
Are you seriously pulling the twin card on me?
NO I SWEAR THAT’S RYLAND
Ryland.
With Tom Ryder.
YES!
I LET HIM BORROW IT LAST WEEK!!!!
HA I TOLD YOU
I WOULD NEVER CHEAT!!
IT’S JUST MY BROTHER!
oh my god.
It's my brother.
I think I need to call him.
Okay…
The one day I'm not on set and this happens
I'm cursed.
Well I'm glad I pissed my pants for no reason anyway
Tell him he can do better if it is him
Delivered.
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From: Colt :]
Mobile - 12 May, 2026 at 03:01 PM.
00:00 —— > -00:14
Transcript [high stress]
Ryland! I swear on uncle Holland's dog that should these rumours be true and you are in fact fraternising with the enemy, aka Thomas Ryder, aka the greatest bitch in the Milky Way, I will scream. Call me back! Now!
From: Colt :]
Mobile - 12 may 2026 at 03:07 PM.
00:00 —— > -00:36
Transcript [tone unavailable]
Hey, it's Colt. Again. Sorry about that earlier, I'm just a bit fucking confused because I vividly remember you saying that you wouldn't fall for whatever game Ryder was playing on you when I brought you to set. And! That you deleted his number. But, hey, maybe! Just maybe! I misheard you, and you actually said that you were planning on sucking faces with him in public! Do you know how lucky you are that they don’t have a good picture of you two? Incredibly! Instead, they just think it's me! They think I'm sleeping with the enemy, Ryland! Call me!
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Tom Ryder (DONT REPLY!! - colt)
Incoming Call • Today, 02:59PM - 03:08 PM
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Tom:
- Hey Ry…
You:
- You’re joking.
Tom:
- Lighten up, it’s your first scandal! You lost your virginity.
You:
- I don't remember it feeling this awful.
Tom:
- You know I hate hearing you talk about your past experiences ba—
[connection instability]
You:
- Tom. I'm getting called a home wrecker.
Tom:
- Okay well, that's a load of bullshit anyway, me and Iggy were done time ago. That's old news!
You:
- Your fans don't think so.
Tom:
- My fans also sold out all pinstripe shirts because I wore one once. Since when were they smart?
You:
- You should be nicer to them, maybe then they wouldn't call you a man whore.
Tom:
- Who's side are you on? Ry, I can't be nice t— they called me what?
You:
- A man whore, Tom. And I just so happen to be the harlot who's entertaining it.
Tom:
- Wow.
You:
- Hm. I've got two missed calls from Colt and a notification saying some article has already posted a tell-all about the alleged star-crossed relationship you’re having with my brother.
Tom:
- HA! That’s funny. Me? With Colt? Stupid. They really call themselves my fans and then make up shit like this, as if I’d ever date somebody with a face like that, I have standards and I’m sick of the media not realising that!
You:
- We have the same face.
Tom:
- No you don't, completely different! Besides, we wouldn't be compatible.
You:
- Oh, you've thought about it often then?
Tom:
- Hardly, one time when I was really drunk and he got out his wallet to pay for drinks, I thought for a brief moment I'd do anything to get a free drink right about then.
You:
- That's… okay very honest actually.
Tom:
- I'm a changed man ever since you came in to my life babe, an honest to god family man!
You:
- You can't be a family man with no family.
Tom:
- Steven?
You:
- Your plant? No, that's not our kid, Tom.
Tom:
- Why do you refuse to accept my newfound comfort in domesticity?
[pause]
You:
- Right. Well can this family man do something? I don't mind people finding out, that actually sounds sort of nice, y’know not having to sneak around like teenagers. But being called a home wrecker and my brother being harrassed on my behalf isn't something I'm exactly thrilled about.
Tom:
- Hm, that and the fact you haven't told Colt yet.
You:
- Tom! Can you, for once, address what I've said?
[pause]
Tom:
- …yeah. Yeah no, you're right sorry. Look, I'll talk to Gail okay? Maybe we can do a bit of damage control, get Seavers’ name out of this and do our own thing after that, yeah?
You:
- [scoff] Wow, if I didn't know any better I'd think you cared about Colt’s image just a bit.
Tom:
- No I care about mine, dating him would tarnish my career.
You:
- And dating his twin..?
Tom:
- Would be an achievement, keep up!
[car honk]
[muffled speech]
You:
- Are you driving right now? Oh my god, hang up! I'll call you lat—
Tom:
- I don't drive, driving is for losers, Ry, my staff just can't drive well and keep getting honked at, it's whatever.
[pause]
[recipient has requested to transfer to video call]
[request declined]
You:
- Accept it!
Tom:
- No!
You:
- Because you're driving, oh my lord, focus on the road!
Tom:
- But you only live—
You:
- Once! Yeah, I’m familiar, but your life is worth little if you die because you were too busy defending your pride while driving on your phone. Am I even on speaker? No, I bet you've got me shoved up next to your ear because—
Tom:
- That’s so not true!
You:
- I can hear you breathing like a cow!
Tom:
- You're lying on my good name to avoid the fact I may just be responsible! All you do is nag!
You:
- Nagging? Sorry I don't want you to crash and die. Besides, I can hear the satnav!
Tom:
- No you can't!
- In two hundred yards, turn left.
You:
- Oh my god.
Tom:
- Don't ‘oh my god me’ me in that tone, I'm doing a perfectly acceptable job of driving thank you very much, who drives with two hands anyway?
You:
- Pull over or hang up.
Tom:
- No.
You:
- Tom.
Tom:
- Ryland.
You:
- If you crash your car because you were arguing with me over whether or not you're driving, I'm not visiting you in the hospital. Head my warnings!
Tom:
- You are such a liar!
You:
- I'd send a get well soon card at best.
Tom:
- That's domestic, see? You do care!
You:
- I care about you enough.
Tom:
- Why are you being such a hard ass today, can you go back to being a nerd?
[brief silence]
- …you still upset?
You:
- [sigh] …yeah, well, I don't like strangers talking about me like they know me.
Tom:
- Well, they don't.
You:
- Right, but in the end of the day the truth doesn't matter because there are two narratives forming. One is that they think I'm a random gold digger who seduced you away from your nepo-baby lover, and the other is that I'm my brother who's been married to you for years.
Tom:
- Which is insulting for multiple reasons. Firstly, nobody seduced me. I came willingly and will suave.
You:
- [laugh] Suave? You chased me.
Tom:
- Chasing is the next big thing, give it a week and it will be the new suave.
[pause]
- For the record, I don't like them talking about you like that either.
You:
- Hm.
Tom:
- Especially the home wrecker thing, it's stupid.
- You’re way too awkward to wreck a home.
You:
- What’s that supposed to mean?
Tom:
- What, do you want me to agree with them? You'd end up feeling bad halfway through!
[car honk]
- Oh my god, shut the fuck up. I'm indicating!
[audio distortion]
You:
- Can you—!
Tom:
- Fine! Right, yeah. You're so controlling. Maybe if I crash I'll wake up in a reality where you’re acting nice again.
You:
- Just hang up before you kill yourself.
Tom:
- I just parked, sweetheart, see? I listen.
You:
- Hm…
Tom:
- Was that affection?
You:
- Goodbye, Tom.
You:
- Oh that totally was!
[call disconnected]
[end of transcript]
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To: Colt :]
Mobile - 12 may 2026 at 03:10PM.
00:00 —— > -00:19
Transcript [low confidence]
Hey, it’s Ryland, sorry I missed your calls. I was already on the phone with… somebody. Yeah, okay uh— just call me back, yeah? Or forget this even happened, avoid my apartment and never come back to San Francisco after filming has finished! Yeah, that's a good option too!
From: Colt :]
Mobile - 12 may 2026 at 04:21 pm.
00:00 —— > -00:21
Transcript [annoyed]
Hey sorry I was getting thrown off a building and then… Ryder… came in like two hours late spewing out shit about how he got caught in traffic or whatever and that it “didn't matter” because his scenes are being filmed at night. He's a liar, since when is there traffic at 4pm? But seriously, why does it even matter when— y’know what? Just call me back later.
To: Colt :]
Mobile - 12 may 2026 at 5:01 pm.
00:00 —— > -00:24
Transcript [nervous]
God, this is like when we were back in college and our time zones were so screwed we communicated solely through voicemails. Well, uh, I guess you’re gonna be on set for a while longer so maybe it's just best if we talk in the morning. Yeah, totally. And I know that because you said Tom had scenes at night… not because he told me. Right, um yeah totally.
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Jody <3
Today, 05:48 PM
i think my brains all scrambled
That bad?
you chose one one hell of a day to not film
“Chose”
Colt I punched the director's son
Quite frankly I'm lucky he decided I can come back when his son is out the hospital
ha imagine going to the hospital over a punch
pussy
He's 16
Was 16? No yeah he's alive still it's okay
Also put your autocaps on, you're a grown ass man
Yes Ma’am!
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Daith ཐི^. ̞.^ཋྀ@cherri3ss4ya • 7h
#rydertwt So I don’t even go here but I saw all the discourse and remembered I saw the guy a while back and took this just to prove my little shit town can sometimes have cool ppl in it and I think it might feed you hooligans for a bit! Yw!
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A blurry nighttime image of Tom Ryder outside a convenience store, mostly hidden in a poor disguise and stood next to a hooded man carrying a bunch of flowers. The man's face is covered though his glasses and part of his profile are visible beneath the streetlights.
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Not Lana del rey @lana2cool • 7h
This shit is actually SO cute when you haven't got a load of Tomcolt shippers in your ear buzzing about their marriage.
Flora !! Filmtwt grind @p1nkpuffles • 7h
The amount of food rydertwt has gotten today is CRAZZYYYYYY! Thank you nonoomf for this absolute nuke of a pic
𑣲⋆Pickles @threeblindmice • 7h
Replying to @p1nkpuffles
I think you've eaten enough girly…
Flora !! Filmtwt grind @p1nkpuffles • 6h
Replying to @threeblindmice
Pickles you are always barking in my replies, do you feel close to me?
Dana ! Follow limit ! @danishbiscuits • 7h
Oh my GOD, how long ago was this?????
Daith ཐི^. ̞.^ཋྀ@cherri3ss4ya • 6h
Replying to @danishbiscuits
About a month ago? idk man the milk I bought that day has turned chunky now if that helps..?
em' @pissonmycereal • 6h
With every new picture I become more convinced that that Tom Ryder and Colt Seavers have been married for YEARS!
kay >⩊< @TOMTHIRST • 6h
Wait somebody just posted OLD candids of Tom Ryder and the mystery man from like A MONTH AGO???
IS THE UNIVERSE TELLING ME THIS WASN’T A RANDOM HOOKUP?
Like hello they're grocery shopping? What in the domestic hell have we found ourselves in??
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Ninaaa @ninaneenawliketheambo • 5h
Actually laugh all you want but the fact people are still denying the Tomcolt truthisms after all the new pictures are insane! [image link]
I mean look at the side profile here! You can see it clear as day under the streetlights, it's exactly the same as Seavers! Open your eyes!
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Echo x @sonorousmetals • 5h
We're actually not delusional! I've been analysing his ear shape for the past hour and the exterior is extremely similar if not the same exact shape! [image linked.]
Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 5h
Literallyyyyyy like look at this bts pic of colt, he's holding the same type of flowers!!! I spy with my little eye that somebody has a fav flower and Tom buys them for him frequently [image linked]
Do yk the muffin man? @darline4u • 5h
Replying to @thatstuntgirly
Dude Colt Seavers is holding gerbera daisies and Mystery Man has peonies… they don't look anything alike. Not even the same colour.
Suzy @thatstuntgirly • 5h
Replying to @darline4u
What are you, a florist?
Do yk the muffin man? @darline4u • 5h
Replying to @thatstuntgirly
Yes.
Do yk the muffin man? @darline4u • 4h
I'm not Ryder’s biggest fan but can everybody chill out for five seconds because regardless of whether that's Colt Seavers or not, this is still an actual person getting harassed online over celeb drama.
And lowkey if Tom Ryder IS queer y'all are handling this all wrong
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Luna @filmfataleee • 4h
Girl BOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tomato tomato tomatoooo!!!!!
Jojo !! seeing BTS @banjojorhyme • 4h
"Actual person” mate he’s dating TOM RYDER not volunteering at a soup kitchen.
Marco Polo @tomsdckhairs • 3h
Okay but counterpoint what if it IS Colt?
(˶˃𐃷˂˶) @igstarrrluvr • 4h
Colt Seavers or not, whoever the "Mystery man" is, is a disgusting person! Iggy and Tom were OBVIOUSLY together before and this guy just casually interrupted and ruined that? He corrupted Tom into becoming a cheater and you're all giggling over it! Absolutely disgusting behaviour from everybody involved.
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kay >⩊< @TOMTHIRST • 4h
Tomstarr shippers are so insane, they looked at eachother ONCE during the golden globes a year ago and all a sudden they're engaged?
(˶˃𐃷˂˶) @igstarrrluvr • 4h
Replying to @TOMTHIRST
kys bitch.
Do yk the muffin man? @darline4u • 3h
Not y'all dragging this random man through the DIRT calling him a home wrecker and trying to doxx him when everybody and their mama KNOWS that Tom Ryder has been passed around Hollywood like a blunt since 2018.
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Jody <3
Today, 10:04 PM
Does Ryland like flowers?
Wow I missed you too, honey, I can't wait to come home finally after a long day of work!
Right yeah I’ll see you soon
But can you answer the question?
Idk I'm driving can this wait??
Colt stop pretending to care about texting and driving
He likes peonies I'm pretty sure
Idk had a bunch of them at his place a few weeks ago
Oh wow ok
It's established.
Oh poor boy…
WHAT
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
WHO’S ESTABLISHED??
You should really call him
I’VE BEEN TRYING!!!!!!
WHAT HAPPENED???
JODY??
Jody please come back I need to know
Oh my god
His face got leaked
His birth certificate got leaked
He got doxxed?
…oh fuck is it worse?
Please don't tell me it's a sex tape Jody
OH GOD NO
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
https://x.com/cherri3ss4ya/status
Today, 10:57 PM
Oh fucks sake
FUCKING PEONIES FROM TOM RYDER
THAT IIIIII COMPLIMENTED GRACIOUSLY
I’M GONNA TAKE A SHIT ON THEM IF I EVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Thats crude
THAT’S CRUDE? NO IT’S NOT
YK WHAT IS? TOM RYDER CORRUPTING MY BABY BROTHER!
I mean he is a grown man, they seem happy..?
I think?
To be honest Ryder always just has a constant look of smug and wealth so it's hard to read
HAPPY.
WELL HE’S PROBABLY SOOO JOLLY BECAUSE HE IS HYPNOTISING RY AND IT’S WORKING!!!!
I’M CALLING TOM YKW FUCK IT
Dont get fired xx
Read
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Ryder aka the devil from the bible
Outgoing call • 10:58 PM - 10:58 PM
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Tom:
- Hey, we just left, did you seriously miss me that—
You:
[unintelligible exclamations]
- Thomas! Did you buy my brother fucking flowers?
Tom:
- Ah shit—
[call disconnected]
[end of transcript]
The evil one (Colt)
Incoming call • 10:59 PM - 11:01 PM
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You:
- look man I think you should just—
Colt:
- Answer the damn question!
[car honk]
You:
- Are you seriously driving?
Colt:
- So are you!
You:
- Oh I know for a fact Ry would hate—
Colt:
- Don't talk about Ry! Actually— actually who allowed you to call him Ry, huh? That's Ryland to you! Actually no that's Dr. Ryland Grace to you!
You:
- Oh sorry what was that? I can't—
[muffled thumps]
- Sorry you're breaking up—
Colt:
- Ryder I swear to—
You:
[muffled thump]
- Oh no I think we're about to disconnect, I'm going through a tunnel y'know!
Colt:
- Oh get a grip, Ryder, I know you don't go through any tunnels to get to your h—
You:
[muffled thump]
- Okay stalker because—
Colt:
- Oh my god! Are you going to Rylands?
Tom:
- No! Actually, I'm buying food dumbfuck!
Colt:
- Yeah before you go to Ry's you scheming perverted fuck face! Ain't that right?
You:
- I don't like these questions, that's not fair!
Colt:
- Fair? Fair! You're brainwashing my brother!
You:
- These are leading questions, entrapment! You're entrapping me, man!
Colt:
- Don’t man me, man! It isn't entrapment, you picked up the phone dipshit!
You:
[muffled thump]
- Oops tunnel!
Colt:
- To—!
[call disconnected]
[transcript ended]
The evil one (Colt)
Incoming call • 11:05 PM - 11:08 PM
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You:
- What do you want now?
Colt:
- You aren’t allowed to hang up on me!
[car door slams]
- I hang up on you!
You:
- Oh for fucks sake, are you seriously calling me back to defend your honour? I didn't think you cared about my opinion that much.
Colt:
[keys jangle]
- Shut up!
You:
- You shut up!
Colt:
[door slams]
- Is that seriously how you reply? You're actually a raging toddl—
[distant voice] —ey, oh god you look insane.
- Not right now Jody!
You:
- Aw hey Jody, how's the kid you punched?
Colt:
- Don't talk to my girlfriend!
[distant voice] He’s hospitalised!
- Jody why are you encouraging him?
You:
- You're so possessive of the people in your life, how beautiful!
Colt:
- I'm gonna cut the brakes of your car!
You:
- You say that like you know what my car even looks like.
Colt:
- I DO know what your shitty car looks like!
You:
- Shitty? Shitty! My car's fucking gorgeous you visually impaired rat!
Colt:
[distant voice] I—
[connection instability] —show you something.
- Jody please! Not now I'm trying to verbally destroy this child right now!
You:
- Is she trying to show you my—
Colt:
- No, it's nothing to do with you! You… you self-absorbed asshole!
You:
- Boo, the edits have been good recently.
Colt:
- Nobody is making fan edits of you!
You:
- Wrong! Somebody actually made one just for us.
Colt:
- There is no us, Ryder!
You:
- Hey I didn't do this! It’s the tension, man, the fans can't deny it.
Colt:
[distant voice] Colt, I'm serious.
- Me too! This guy needs to die!
[distant voice] Colt.
- If it’s another picture of my brother being MANHANDLED by this pervert, I IMPLORE you to throw your phone away.
You:
- Manhandled is a gross misinterpretation, actually!
Colt:
- Suck my dick! Actually!
You:
- Wrong twin, bitch! I don't want your cheese anywhere near me!
Colt:
- I'll have you know I'm very clean— did you just say wrong twin?
[pause]
- Jody hold me back!
[distant voice] What?
- Hold me back! Hold me back, I swear to god Ryder when I catch you—
You:
- You’re literally in your apartment.
Colt:
- HOLD ME BACK, JODY!
[distant voice] Stop squaring up to the wall, I'm not holding you back.
You:
- See? Even Jody thinks you’re a mess.
Colt:
- Your corrupting my brother with your tiny limp dick!
You:
- Allegedly corrupting! And for your information, my dick is so great it would be able to drop kick yours into space! With EASE!
Colt:
- Allegedly you’re an asshole!
[Distant voice] —five minutes— [connection instability]
- What?
[distant voice] Look.
[pause]
[muffled voices]
You:
- Are you scheming?
Colt:
[muffled voices]
You:
- Shit scheme, I can already tell.
[brief silence]
- Hello?
- What's going on over there?
- Not because I'm curious or anything I just—
Colt:
[audio crackling]
- Oh my fuck.
- Tom, sleep with both eyes open tonight.
You:
- Huh? What did I do—
Colt:
- Thomas.
You:
- WHAT DID I DO—
[call disconnected]
[transcript ended]
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Missed Call (6)
From: RY!! DO NOT IGNORE!!
11:01 PM — missed call
11:01 PM — missed call
11:05 PM — missed call
11:08 PM — missed call
11:09 PM — missed call
11:17 PM — missed call
[1] New voicemail • 11:17 PM
Transcript [unidentified tone ]
Tom, pick up your phone. I don't care if you’re saving a drowning toddler or driving, drive through the red lights for all I care, just either get here faster or call me back!
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Iggy Starr @iggystarr_ • 50m
Throughout the day, rumours have been spreading through the media rapidly concerning my fellow actor, Tom Ryder. Mainly the claims have been directed towards both me, him and the third unidentified person involved, and I have stayed quiet out of respect for those I care about. But honestly, I am exhausted by the lies now.
Being publicly embarrassed by someone you love and trusted is one thing. Watching thousands of people defend and justify the actions in real time is another.
I was committed and I was loyal, and yet I was lied to. And while I was reassured and treasured behind closed doors, certain people were sneaking around with random men in cars. Giving them flowers bought for me, taking them out during evenings that were supposed to be left free for me.
You may call me dramatic if you so wish, but I know what happened and I will not allow you to disregard my heartbreak over this situation. My voice matters.
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