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shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
shane has fallen out of love with me 🤧🤧
annie ~ @hollanov_hattrick
replying to @ilyarozanov
i’m sorry 🤨
🦋gabi🦋 @hollanovflowergirl
replying to @ilyarozanov
???????????
dylan 🍀
@hollanovsversion
my ilya and shane just got married on my tomodachi island 🤗🤗
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @hollanovsversion
dylan 🍀
@hollanovsversion
ok so this is def about tomodachi life. got it
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov shane has fallen out of love with me 🤧🤧]
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
ilya rozanov once again sending stan twt into a tizzy bc his ass don’t give context.. 😐
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov shane has fallen out of love with me 🤧🤧]
rozzy 😝 🔒
@shanehollanderslover
have made Мама from what my memory can remember ❤️🩹
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @shanehollanderslover
it’s sad being on your priv sometimes 🤧
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @shanehollanderslover
nevertheless i am sending you hugs & love 💜🫂
lana 🔒 @lipstickandhockeysticks57
replying to @shanehollanderslover
ilyushka… 🫂🫂
marly 🔒 @hockeyboy7
replying to @shanehollanderslover
rozzy 😝 🔒
@shanehollanderslover
is ok everyone i have shane laying on me like personal weighted blanket watching me play ☺️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
marly taking too long to become friends with me i am annoyed 😒
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ilyarozanov
@marleau_official get it together 🗣️🗣️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
i marked haasy as my son ☺️🙂↕️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ilyarozanov
actually have marked all rookies as my kids ☺️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
one flaw is that i cannot get three people to all date each other at same time is ruining plans i have 😒
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
pike got upset at me when i suggest new name for baby that is actual name in real life 😒
Hayden ✔️ @realhaydenpike
replying to @ilyarozanov
Even in a game where you control everything we still are passive with each other 😂
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @realhaydenpike
i will kill you off island by deleting you
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
oke update: will not be doing that ever because shane gave me big sad eyes after reading this
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov i will kill you off island by deleting you]
bergy ✔️
@holmbergreal
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov actually have marked all rookies as my children ☺️]
nico ✔️
@nico.lapointe_
awh i love you too cap!
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov actually have marked all rookies as my children ☺️]
ericcc ✔️
@ericyoung_
does this mean hollzy was also marked as our parent??
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov actually have marked all rookies as my children ☺️]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ericyoung_
yeh.
luca 🩵 ✔️
@luca_haas
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov actually have marked all rookies as my children ☺️]
mika 💕
@shanesidepiece
he gets flashed with big pretty brown eyes and immediately folds like a cheap ass lawn chair.. the lucky bitch 😒😫
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov oke update: will not be doing that ever because shane gav…]
gracie 🧣
@stateofgracie1
and if you just look over to ur left u’ll see ilya rozanov displaying levels of downbadism incomprehensible to normal people
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov oke update: will not be doing that ever because shane gav…]
jade ♒︎
@jad3palac3
it’s always a good day when i see ilya and hayden arguing on the tl 🙏😌
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov i will kill you off island by deleting you]
hazel ❀
@barrettshooterr
my @realhaydenpike just developed a crush on my @ilyarozanov bro i’m fuckin dead 😭😭😭
alahna 🦚 @rozzyshooter
replying to @barrettshooterr
girl don’t let roz see this he’s already upset enough that his shane fell outta love with him 😭
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @barrettshooterr
delete. delete right now.
Hayden ✔️ @realhaydenpike
replying to @barrettshooterr
Why was I the one to develop the crush??!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @realhaydenpike
bc noone can resist my charm, pike. keep up
taylor-ann ࿎࿎ @cherryslushieluvr
replying to @barrettshooterr
girlie the pikanov stocks just went up with this
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shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
tell me this is not what i think it is. right now.
[quote tweet @cherryslushieluvr girlie the pikanov stocks just went up with this]
taylor-ann ࿎࿎ @cherryslushieluvr
replying to @ilyarozanov
hey bestie so i have some bad news for you…
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @cherryslushieluvr
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @ilyarozanov
hey everyone point and laugh
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @rozscurls
i miss when you were nice, hayley 😒
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @ilyarozanov
that was the idol worship phase babe we’re way too past that now. now you’re oomf and you’re stuck like this 💋 this is a prison of your own design
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @rozscurls
justine ❁
@shanesvoodoodoll
is it shane/ilya/hayden perchance..?? 🧐
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov one flaw is that i cannot get three people to all date each oth…]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @shanesvoodoodoll
would rather die than share husband. especially with pike.
luca 🩵 ✔️
@luca_haas
doing this publicly so he can’t say no, @ilyarozanov will you please add flynn onto your island?? 🙏☺️🥺
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @luca_haas
…… fine yes oke i will add cursed boy onto island
luca 🩵 ✔️ @luca_haas
replying to @ilyarozanov
thank youuuu!! ☺️☺️☺️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
troy and harris just got married!! 🥳🎊👏🎉🍾
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
normalize giving context roz pls for the love of god
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov troy and harris just got married!! 🥳🎊👏🎉🍾]
hazel ❀
@barrettshooterr
see i know this is about his tomodachi island, but others might not…
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov troy and harris just got married!! 🥳🎊👏🎉🍾]
dani 🐞
@rane_enthusiast
while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.
kaleyyy 🏹
@reddieslawyer
chat what is this??
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.]
brandy ༯
@happyholzydays
sweetie you know he’s gay right?
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.]
dylan 🍀
@hollanovsversion
????????
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.]
hayley 💋
@rozscurls
yall i lowk might i have to tap out idk if i can be doin this again
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.]
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @rozscurls
oh who am i kidding i’m bout to be in the trenches again ain’t i??? 😫😫
ava ✿
@hayessticktape_
girl now why did i log onto this fuckass app today just to learn that there are still rane shippers in the big 26 ??😔
alex 🩰
@roseprspecialist
what the fucking hell did i come back to??
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.]
ash || ilya’s defense attorney
@thelakes81
so baby i’m gonna hold ur hand when i tell you this…
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast while everyone else seemed to have moved on, i stayed firmly here.]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
baby haasy developed crush on cursed boy 😒😒
luca 🩵 ✔️ @luca_haas
replying to @ilyarozanov
yay! @flynnmck 🩵🩵
flynn 🪼 ✔️ @flynnmck
replying to @luca_haas
🩵😘
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
sveta and i now live together 🤗
cecily ꨄ
@bside_throwaway13
may this type of friendship find me soon PLEASE 🙏😫
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov sveta and i now live together 🤗]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
is ok bc we are together in real life Любовь всей моей жизни; моя родственная душа 🥰♥️
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov shane has fallen out of love with me 🤧🤧]
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