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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Shane Hollander’s Girlfriend. Shaydens DNI
Shane’s Arms
1991
Joined August 2017
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
It has been 28 days 17 hours and 35 minutes since I last kissed @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Blowing kiss over facetime isn't enough I need flight and a week off work AT LEAST
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Need #him to put me through a headboard same way he did to Kent last season 😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈
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KING ROZANOV @ilyasleftbuttcheek · Aug 3
Replying to @hollalily81
who is this about? everyone targets kent lolololol
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 3
Replying to @ilyasleftbuttcheek
Who cares, what is your pfp? That is not what Rozanov looks like. Delete it
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KING ROZANOV @ilyasleftbuttcheek · Aug 3
Replying to @hollalily81
oh a holly fan..... shouldve known
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
How am I supposed to sleep without Shane ((((
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
I had him for 2 weeks and was not long enough
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Okay sad times are over, Shane told me he's going to come see me 😍 #ilovemyboyfriend
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Shane Love Bot @shanelovebot · Aug 5, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
I feel like this is a cry for help...
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Is actual torture seeing how hot Shane is and not having him ((((((((((((((((
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 5
Replying to @hollalily81
Please captain, give me that dick, I promise will treat it right
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lesbian shane @shanesbian · Aug 5
Replying to @hollalily81
You are so fucking weird for this like seriously SEEK HELP
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
SIGH... I want to have @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ‘s babies
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Shane Love Bot @shanelovebot · Aug 6, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
Don't we all 😩
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boizander is real @snoopyshane · Aug 6, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
GIRL the bravery to @ him omg???
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Is okay he knows how I feel 😈
boizander is real @snoopyshane · Aug 6
GIRL the bravery to @ him omg???
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boizander is real @snoopyshane· Aug 6, 2017
Replying to @snoopyshane
Hello? What does this mean? Please tell me you aren't being serious right now...?
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boizander is real @snoopyshane ·
Replying to @snoopyshane
Tbh I could never be a celebrity, I would NAWT be able to handle all the freaks in the comments thinking they're in love with me
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
I miss Shane ((((((((((
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
I should quit my job and become his trophy wife. He can pack me with his socks and bring me on roadies
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
non-oomf this is crazy?? and creepy as hell honestly. he doesn't know you like that... don't quit your job
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @metrhoe
Wtf is non-oomf
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
how is that what ur worried about, and not the toxic levels of parasociality coming off of you? pretending ur his girlfriend is weird as hell.
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9, 2017
Replying to @metrhoe
I looked up this word. I can't be parasocial if I've sucked his dick 🤷
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PROTECT SHANE
@shaneprotection
Okay pack it up everyone. @hollalily81 is the next crazy puck bunny that's way too obsessed with Shane, but this one is saying shit like this. The word she means is "parasocial" btw. Time to mass block!
Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 9
I looked up this word. I can't be parasocial if I've sucked his dick 🤷
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
No no, I'm not his puck bunny, I'm his girlfriend
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PROTECT SHANE @shaneprotection · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
You are criminally insane, is what you are.
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
Criminally insane for that dick 😏
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most sane hollzy fan
@alphashane
I may be crazy for this but idc. I kind of feel like that @hollalily81 girl could be for real. Who would pine after a celebrity in a sad horny way?
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PROTECT SHANE @shaneprotection · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @alphashane
Girl please reread what you just said.
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @alphashane
I don't even go here and I know about like three lmao?? @no24sgf @shanesgirl7976 @myhollander4ever are you all still yearning for Shane Hollander?
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Shane Hollander's REAL Girlfriend @myhollander4ever · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @rozycheeks
wow tbh I forgot about this account. I'm on anti depressants now. I still love Shane but I don't think we're dating anymore!
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long suffering pike fan @pikejayjay · Aug 10, 2017
Replying to @alphashane
You must be new here...
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
You are all stupid. @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer is my boyfriend. For proof here is picture of him hiking outside his cottage this summer
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PROTECT SHANE @shaneprotection · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
You are so fucking weird oh my god. Where did you find this picture? Are you stalking him? Please leave him alone, he doesn't need freaks like you as a "fan"
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boiziander is real @snoopyshane · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
No fr this is beyond all the other freaks. I feel like someone should @ Shane?? Is he in danger?
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Shane Hollander #24 
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @shaneprotection
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
But I am... I'm YOUR stalker and freak 😍 #withpermission #ethicalfreaks #ilovemyboyfriend
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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Shane Love Bot @shanelovebot · Aug 11, 2017
Replying to @hollalily81
Oh my god Shane liked this tweet.....
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boiziander is real
@snoopyshane
WHAT
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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charlee | stan metros!
@metrhoe
this is def not real lol. no way shane would go for a girl who talks the way lily does. DO NOT FORGET she's sexualizing him!!!
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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most sane hollzy fan
@alphashane
Damn can't believe I was right lmao
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe
@rozycheeks
Notoriously offline Shane Hollander confirming a freaky (I say this positively Mr Hollander I promise!) girlfriend in the big 2017????
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 11 Replying to @rozycheeks
Don't come for me, I'm not a fan, but it's impossible not to know about him when you're a fan of Roz. Good for you Hollander
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 11 Replying to @rozycheeks
I just know all the Hollander girlies are losing their shit tho
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lesbian shane
@shanesbian
I'm being punked right??? He's with HER??? The latest freak of hollandertwt? 😭😭😭😭😭
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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long suffering pike fan @pikejayjay · Aug 11
Replying to @shanesbian
Careful he'll hear you
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#dollgate survivor
@shaydenisendgame
This is sooooo obviously fake lmao like... I really don't believe in a lot of the Theories that go around shayden circles but come on. This is not real. It doesn't even sound like him. I bet his agent wrote this tweet to cover up for this Lily person being his actual stalker. You're not supposed to give them attention!!!
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Please don't call my girlfriend a stalker or a freak. I told her she could post this picture.
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mtl 1st line ot3 @162435 · Aug 11
Replying to @shaydenisendgame
I love you Mari but I think it's game over. He never posts here but he just came online and called her his gf. I think we need to be honest with ourselves and accept it. Shayden is really fun to ship but clearly he's straight
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 11
Replying to @162435
Oh hell no. Idc how long we've been friends, I'm blocking you for this. You're being biphobic AND acknowledging this girl's delusion? I can't deal with that.
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 11
Replying to @162435
Plus I never liked shayjjden I just pretended to. You're weird af for shipping that, JJ always has girlfriends and puck bunnies after him, he's clearly not into Hayden OR Shane
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mtl 1st line ot3 @162435 · Aug 11
Replying to @shaydenisendgame
Fuck you too then. Do you not see that now ALL THREE of them are confirmed straight? JJ is (lovingly) a slut, Hayden is literally married, and Shane just confirmed a gf. You look dumb as fuck
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 11
Replying to @162435
Begone bitch
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ilya biased
@marzanov
ngl I love to see shaydens fight it really gets me going
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mtl 1st line ot3 @162435 · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
Fuck off I hate Rozanov fans
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top!shane bottom!ilya truther @hollanovsthird · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
Literally sitting here luaghign my ass off they're all insane
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scott hunter for prez 2020 @hunterscumsock · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
Of course a Rozanov fan would say some weird shit like this 😐
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ilya biased @marzanov · Aug 11
Replying to @marzanov
@IlyaRozanov81 girl help all of my replies are filled with opps
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
Yes yes I was telling the truth, now all of you look dumb. Here's pic of my Shane setting up for our sex tape #NoReally for more proof
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 11
Replying to @hollalily81
Loud and wrong
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 11
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Omg Shane Hollander replied to me 🤩🤩🤩
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