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1. Thick thighs save lives, OR, How the Battle for the Eternal Flame was won by Augenblickgotter

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • fallen rebel crowley
   • General Aziraphale
   • we get down and dirty by that eternal flame
   • thick thighs save lives
   • putting tart in tartan
   • keep your eyes on the thighs
   • ridiculously spoofy stupid
   • they are former roomies with feeling
   • crowley is asmodeus for ten minutes
   • Crawley
   • Season 3 Opening
   • Anal Sex
   • Crowley has a penis
   • Power Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Oral Sex
   • Frottage
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • it's just sex by the flame for no real reason
   • Crowley's Name is Crawly | Crawley (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Season 3 opening after the Battle in Heaven pitting Angels and the Rebels in the fight for the eternal flame. Heaven won, all that, who cares.
   We are only worried about one thing; Aziraphale's revealing outfit and the sight of those ethereal knees and how they win battles.
   This is totally utterly meant to be spoofy of the moment. I would love to, at some point, revisit it with more drama and all that. But today, maybe I need a dumb laugh.

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