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  1. On Her One Day Off (Let’s Make it Memorable) by

    Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    28 May 2026

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    Walker nodded. “Okay, what’s—”
    “Ah, fuck,” Yelena swore on the other line, and then a muffled sound followed.
    Immediately, the two of them were on high alert.
    “Yelena?” Ava called out. “Are you okay?”
    A beat of silence stretched, thick and heavy.
    Then Yelena let out a breath, but nothing that sounded anything remotely distressed.
    “Да, I am fine,” she grumbled. “Just dropped my phone. What did you need again?”

    Or: The Watchtower’s AI malfunctioned at one of the worst times: Yelena’s one day off every two weeks, where she specifically said not to contact her unless one of them is on their deathbed. Luckily for the New Avengers, she did pick up, even though she was very much busy partaking in something that definitely wasn’t rated PG with the love of her life.
    Edit: Now with a sequel on Yelena's payback!

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