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1. Fast and Furious by let_me_hypersleep

   Fandoms: Red Valley (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Warren Godby/Gordon Porlock
   • Warren Godby/Bryony Halbech
   • Warren Godby & Bryony Halbech
   • how do you decide which tag to use when Warren still thinks she's his wife but she really isn't
   • Gordon Porlock
   • Warren Godby
   • Bryony Halbech as Karen Godby
   • Episode: s01e05 Morior Invictus (Red Valley)
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • but only as far as i had to go to make it work
   • parts of original script included
   • Warren had a crush on the Pus Crank bassist
   • Infidelity
   • although Warren tries to justify cheating on Karen
   • Making Out
   • Making Out in the Golden Bullet (Red Valley)
   • had to make that tag when i saw spn Impala and go Bentley lol
   • Rough Kissing
   • Touching
   • if they weren't interrupted i would definitely tag this as sex in a car
   • no beta we die like winnie the fucking pooh
   • Irresponsible Driving
   • they park the car before the snog though i promise
   • Snogging
   • POV Gordon Porlock

   Summary

   "That green one."
   "What is it? Wait, no, don't tell me, it's better than the margaritas."
   Warren puts the cassette in and the music starts blasting. Morior Invictus, that's a good one.
   "This track was called—" Gordon starts, but is interrupted by Warren singing to the music.
   "Morior Invictus! Death before defeat! We die unvanquished! Hell yeah man, how'd you get a tape of Pus Crank?"

   Or, bloody metal bands, crushes on bassists, prying questions, awkward car angles, snogging people stupid and tense phonecalls.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Bassist

   Language:

   English

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